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upyourass

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  1. (Reaction after the U.M. reboot) 'Damn they still are here'
  2. Uh Oh.........Apt. UM...................finally something exciting!
  3. Another day in bed for the 'matrass testers' ? lets see what the Wednesday wil bring us.
  4. I don't mind......I am used to it
  5. Then again.....her jaws are trained by all that munching and chewing gum
  6. Amazing that her jaws are not hurting from yawning all day
  7. It's the sick couple( not happy at all)...spent most of there time in bed (again).
  8. The first..dreaming of eating
  9. 4:00 PM where could LLinda (and T) be ?
  10. 12:30 PM where could LLInda be? a: in the kitchen cooking b: in the bathroom cleaning c: in the livingroom mopping the floor d: in the livingroom ironing e: in the bedroom lying on the bed
  11. The guy is constantly overworked (also due to the wrong jobs like rapping and breakdancing) for years now. Desperately trying to build a life for him and his lazy wife, who doesn't seem to care that hubby is slowly destroying himself. Maybe she can glue 2 more flowers today...that might help
  12. That just might be, I am a very attractive guy!
  13. Which could easily happen ▼ when he finally realizes that she bring absolutely nothing to the table (except some expired udders).
  14. charging point time...
  15. Lets hope she doesn't hurt herself
  16. Sunday it is.....let the mirror games begin !
  17. Finally, almost Sunday so both can be lazy...
  18. Bad theater....
  19. LLinda should try that ones...healthier then every freakin day rolling out your bunk at 10:30 !
  20. See......in bed by 8.......shaving can be sooooo devastated.
  21. that means early to bed after such an exhausting act.
  22. I see the 'Lean Mean Delete Machine' has stepped up his game again ......its gonna be hard to write something about our hard working, beautiful, slim trimmed, skilled and perfect housewife LLinda, without mentioning (in my opinion) any of her (many) shortcomings (oops). I really got to un-ignore Pulo to see how he manages to write hundreds of BS postings on a daily bases.
  23. Why is there always someone lying in bed during the the day with these people....
  24. That must be being the new 'paper-flower-glue-gun-entrepreneur ', after being a visagist, nail stylist, hairdresser, photographer(without a tripod), gymnastic teacher for kids and content creator
  25. Damn I cant keep up posting BS this time.................
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