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StnCld316

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  1. Stop robbing stores and your mothers would have nothing to fear.
  2. Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.” The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up and says that he’s had the same dream, too. The guy in the middle says, “Wow that’s funny, I dreamt I was skiing.”
  3. Let's get back on topic. If one wants to knit-pick and natter take it to Rants & Flames.
  4. Should not take long before they are relocating once again.
  5. She remembered what her mother told her when she was a child. "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants". I think just about everyone's mother has used that line.
  6. They should be Bum Buddies before the night is over.
  7. I could find better things to do at 4:30 in the morning than worry about what my genitals are doing.
  8. Boyfriends have no meaning to Masha. She'd fuck anything that walks.
  9. A guy wakes up from a coma. His doctor asks him what he remembers. - All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and I couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
  10. Was his finger still attached when he pulled it out.
  11. He still has his clothing on. Don't think he's her new guy but just an overnight flash in the pan moment. Drugs make people do stupid shit.
  12. The tenants don't mean jack shit to RLC. It's all about $$$$$$$
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