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StnCld316

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    Should not take long before they are relocating once again.
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    She remembered what her mother told her when she was a child. "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants". I think just about everyone's mother has used that line.
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    They should be Bum Buddies before the night is over.
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    I could find better things to do at 4:30 in the morning than worry about what my genitals are doing.
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    Boyfriends have no meaning to Masha. She'd fuck anything that walks.
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    She likes the Toe Jam.
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    A guy wakes up from a coma. His doctor asks him what he remembers. - All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and I couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
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    Was his finger still attached when he pulled it out.
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    He still has his clothing on. Don't think he's her new guy but just an overnight flash in the pan moment. Drugs make people do stupid shit.
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    The tenants don't mean jack shit to RLC. It's all about $$$$$$$
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    Russia is changing currency to the Chinese Yuan. It has more value.
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    They must go to one of those Bed in a Bag events held monthly at the local Sally Ann.
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    All the guys blowing one another or fucking their braincells up with drugs.
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    Either a party or she's getting all her cavities filled.
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    I just copied and pasted the article.
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    Personally i do not how he can do that. He only has a Minority Government so he would have to have some backing from one of the other parties. He just can't make changes and do stuff without a Majority vote.
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    Last time I peaked in things were quiet there. Moods seem to change on a dime.
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    A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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    An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." The old woman replies "You put in my husband's teeth last week,". "Now you have to remove them."
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    "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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