The couple is walking in the mall and suddenly the woman asks her husband to buy her a beautiful bikini displayed in a window. - No way! - he grumbles. - With that washing machine body? No way! They continue the walk, soon after the woman asks her husband to buy her a dress. - With that washing machine body? No way! At night, before going to bed, the husband invites: - Hey, baby? Shall we put this washing machine to work? And the woman: - To wash that little piece of cloth? No way! If you want, wash it by hand!