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pulo filipe

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  1. long talk with Paul On the phone Headphones
  2. Leora multi task On the phone with headphones brushing teeth And the beauty
  3. Leora Already awake On the phone Good afternoon
  4. Good afternoon leora great happy day Good afternoon to all with family and friends Nice lunch
  5. Leora Lying in bed under the blanket on the tablet watch the teacher guru Good Morning
  6. Married for 30 years, they were visiting places they had been on their honeymoon. As he passes a farm he sees a high fence bordering the road. The woman says: - Honey, let's do it like 30 years ago. The guy to the car. The woman leans over the fence and they make love like never before. Back in the car the husband says: - Honey, you never moved like this for thirty years or any other time! - It's just that thirty years ago - the woman answers - the fence wasn't electrified
  7. A plane was about to crash with 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said: 'I am Kobe Briant, the best basketball player in the NBA, the LA Lakers need me and therefore I cannot die.' So he took the first parachute and jumped out of the plane; Second passenger Hillary Clinton said: 'I am the wife of the former US president, senator from New York and a potential future president.' Then she took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane; Third passenger, George W. Bush, said: 'I am the President of the USA. I have great responsibilities for being the leader of a superpower and I'm the smartest president in US history, so the American people don't want me to die.' - So he took the parachute and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, told the fifth passenger - a little 10-year-old girl: 'I am old and weak and I don't have many years left and I must sacrifice my life and leave you the last parachute.' . Then the girl said: 'It's okay Papa, you still have a parachute left for you. The smartest president in US history jumped with my school bag!....'
  8. Yesterday leora I was very busy on the phone Too many SMS messages and phone calls was on the floor with the phone Connected to electrical outlet from the christmas tree (Paul AND Lb)
  9. Good morning Beautiful girls Leora and sexy girl 👸👯 good Morning _ Bonjour good evening great tuesday for everyone with family and friends 28/12/2021 🐨👯 🌟🐈 😉🐴🦝🐿️🦍🗼💀🐊😁 😈🐶 🦨 🔭 ✈️ 🕵️👨‍🍳🌶️🏍️ patou gag-her brokk! nenemoh7 hard on chris gregg nic marco 6742 howard taxio miraguy Pete1960 max ste (carefully and safely)
  10. Aussie 🐨 Fast recovery A happy New Year With the family May the new year be better 2022
  11. Leora good night and see you tomorrow sweet dreams Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, have a great day See you tomorrow
  12. Leora in bed with blue blanket and SMS phone
  13. Leora On the couch On the phone SMS long message
  14. already have on the sofa for Eva Now just jump
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