VV could make this their them song. I see Iris as the doctor. Ivo has to be the captain. Nick is the Gopher the purser, Petra as the cruise director and of course Alex as the bartender.
VV should tweet why she needs the mask. People need to be informed about why it's no big deal. VV could really stand to do a better job of preempting their customers about things like this. Especially since so many can't understand their language.
I think we all speculate about the shit that goes on here. I'm wrong about the stuff that say all of the time. In general, it's because of the language barrier. The uncertainty is what makes it fun to watch.
Then she shouldn't be here. Sorry, this isn't your home and it's not fair to your roommates. I don't know who knows what she has. Mask is hideous though.