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  1. sigfried
    so, a man visits a prostitute with a glass eye. he tells the woman he wants something new, so she tells him to so it in her empty eye socket. after he tells her it's the best sex he's ever had and wants to see her again; so she says i'll keep an eye out for you.
  2. sigfried
    it's like the prostitute who had an appendix operation; the wound didn't heal, so now she does a little business on the side.
  3. sigfried
    yeah, they're heading south fast
  4. sigfried
    irma's breasts are getting really saggy
  5. sigfried
    what the fuck has he done with his hair now? jeez
  6. sigfried
    come on! leora is a seasoned vet of many many years and malia is a rookie in her first season. leora might have to show her the ropes.
  7. sigfried
    bonnie took that crap out of her hair.
  8. sigfried
    he needs to teach her to finish what she started and not for him to self service.
  9. sigfried
    but if i'm not mistaken he didn't cum even once
  10. sigfried
    it was pretty awful, what was she thinking...no regrets?
  11. sigfried
    are they some sort of healing crystals attached to their nipples, i have to read the manual on enlightenment
  12. sigfried
    she's no spring chicken
  13. sigfried
    her private affairs are just that, not for us to indulge in.
  14. sigfried
    but she did that twice, true detective dah dah daaa.
  15. sigfried
    and.... she took a small packet from the night table. condoms???
  16. sigfried
    she changed her jeans twice, changed her t-shirt twice, put on make-up, added some perfume, was as nervous and giddy as a school girl, ate two bananas and something else to have something in her stomach brushed her teeth, swished around some mouthwash; left after midnight, i would say she's not meeting another woman.
  17. sigfried
    there's also google translate which will pick up audio and translate it to text, not perfect either.
  18. sigfried
    maybe her hair got in the way
  19. sigfried
    amen to that
  20. sigfried
    leora 2.0, time for an upgrade
  21. sigfried
    some guy is with gina on the balcony, but not the frizzy hair guy, unless he had a hair cut
  22. sigfried
    the soles of her feet were black with dirt, call housekeeping
  23. sigfried
    fiora was rubbing herself on some guy and yet did nothing with him
  24. sigfried
    is it just me or has alex and lucian not had intercourse in quite some time?
  25. sigfried
    the two most frequently repeated lies are; 1/ your check is in the mail and 2/ i won't cum in your mouth
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