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Leora - General Chat Topic November/December 2019 #16


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17 minutes ago, Felix75 said:

Sign?  And in your opinion usually she should go naked?  Well, if this is the norm for you, then you should visit the apartments of Barcelona.  There, from morning till night, they lie on the bed naked with legs spread.  Leora does not walk around the house 24/7, which is normal.

No, I think I will stay, I like it here. I was only making an observation. It makes no difference to me if Leora is naked or wears clothes.

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Joke of the day 1f609.png😉 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you > wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

"1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

"2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

"3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

"4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight > lifter.

"5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." 1f609.png

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