sturmchaser Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 Yowsers! I just saw a news report about some Crazy Ivan that shot up the FSB of all places. Dude must have gotten ahold of some REALLY bad vodka and have balls made of lead to pull something like that off. But apparently he now has a body full of lead. прощай, dumbass!
StnCld316 Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, sturmchaser said: apparently he now has a body full of lead. That's usually the final outcome. Now all he has to worry about whether his Soul goes to Heaven for Redemption or he goes to see Lucifer for Eternal Damnation.
sturmchaser Posted December 20, 2019 Author Posted December 20, 2019 I doubt either one. He will probably remain in Purgatory, forced to listen to Putin's 4+ hour speech. On repeat. 1
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted December 20, 2019 Posted December 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, sturmchaser said: I doubt either one. He will probably remain in Purgatory, forced to listen to Putin's 4+ hour speech. On repeat. That's kind treatment for this gentleman. Usually they'd send him to the hell of their reborn Gulag "re-education" camps, inject him with polonium 210, or force him to watch CNN 24/7. Now, excuse me, I must leave now. I need a good laugh., so I'm attending a stand-up comedy routine listening to Uncle Joe's hilarious stories, where chains and rusty knives can be fun. 1
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