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  1. Well done, @Kjeld Carlsen! A proper tribute to a fine, strong, beautiful, and famous - or should I say infamous - melon, a melon who withstood the trials and tribulations of apartment life, rolled to and fro, tortured from clawed and fanged beasts, and all it ever wanted was to be spiked with quality vodka and sucked dry by ravenous Russian babes. Alas, we will never know the fate of the poor watermelon... Meanwhile, in my backyard...
  2. You are probably right, I have almost become used to ze and faze calling them "he." No offense meant on my part!
  3. @zakon91 that is personal information and is not to be nor will ever be revealed in a public forum. Also they are both female, do not refer to either as "he" - thanks!
  4. It helped a LOT. And every single one of those attributes fit Sienna perfectly. So I now understand why she has it. Thank you, @letsdothis well done. ๐Ÿ™‚
  5. Very detailed and intricate tatt of a pineapple on Sienna's left arm. Impressive work, and I love pineapple, and apparently Sienna does too. Unless pineapple represents something I'm not aware about in the LGBT community. Any insight appreciated!
  6. Sienna is a gym rat. I'd bet odds she showers at the gym before she arrives home.
  7. When you are a skilled drummer, everything around you becomes a drum. ๐Ÿฅ
  8. "MOM! Stop singing! Please!" - B&S ๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. In case you missed it, from about 2340 onward, lovely Kira is fixing dinner and listening to a live concert of Linkin Park, covering her favorite Hybrid Theory and Meteora songs, including "Breaking The Habit," "Numb," and of course, "In The End." AND she is SINGING along! Now, you all know that I hardly ever say anything negative about my baby girl, but I have to say, it's good that Nina is the singer LOL. I mean, Kira's singing isn't BAD, but... she should stick with the piano and the drums. On the plus side, her English is PERFECT. This was one of the most cutest and most adorable snippets I've ever snapped. Is there any wonder why I love her. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ
  10. ๐Ÿ˜‚ it sure as hell wasn't "50 Shades of Putin." Sounded more like the Moscow Exchange report. Money turns Nina on. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿค‘
  11. Cannot argue with that statement. Oddly, the exact kind of breastussus I prefer. Whodathunkit? ๐Ÿ˜
  12. "I'm going to work now, Super Girl, to make us money. I love you nonetheless." Who is the real Super Girl?
  13. Laser-focused on that hunk of salty meat, Kira expertly wields that carbon-steel blade Curls her fingers nice and neat, Kira don't need no Kitchen-Aid (honorable mention - perfect breastusses) I'd LOVE to cook in a kitchen with her some day. Is there any wonder why Nina DEVOURS anything and everything Kira prepares? Nope, not from me.
  14. I still don't know much Russian language yet, but I DO know feline language quite well. Butch: "Mom's calves are TIGHT" Sundance: "Mom's glutes are TIGHT" Butch: "Mom bounce back from cutting good, so we pounce on meat" Sundance: "IDIOT! Mom haz knife! NO pouncing!"
  15. oh you know I will comment LOL. I mean, you NAILED it. Kira loves her girl enough to stay up with her and feign interest, but she is DOG tired and just wants to sleep. How many times have all of US put up with our significant others showing us crap we could not care about, but we smile and say yes, that's fascinating sweetheart, show me more, zzzzzzz... because we know if we didn't, we'll hear about it 3 years 2 months and 5 days from now about how we didn't PAY ATTENTION to what our sweethearts were saying at the time. "Oh yes darling, I loved that blue dress." "You inconsiderate A-HOLE, it was a RED dress! I'm SO disappointed in you!" "Ummm, okay honey, you're right, I'm so sorry." ๐Ÿ™„
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