Dave 27 Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 An Englishman on holiday at Loch Ness stands at the bar in the local pub and says to the Barman Huh,your country may be very beautiful but take away your lochs and mountains,and what have you got'? The barman slowly turns while drying a glass and replies 'England'😀 2
Dave 27 Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 What's the difference between a wedding and a wake in Scotland? There's one less drunk at a wake!!😀 2
TBG 150 Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Slender Man said: 0 The greeter just spoke the truth. Walmartians are a strange bunch to say the least. 1
Dave 27 Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 8 hours ago, SPYING 1 said: I would like to shake the necks of these idiots who are stockpiling and depriving other people the chance to buy essential goods. Supermarkets have to limit amounts on some items!!!!! 2
Dave 27 Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 A Scotsman and an Englishman were in the jungle together.Suddenly a lion appeared in the distance. The Scotsman immediately pulled off his heavy boots and started to put on a pair of trainers. "What's the use of that"said the Englishman"you'll never outrun a lion" "No ,but I'll outrun you ," said the Scotsman😀 2
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