Guest NL Forever Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 this might be the shortest thread in history....or the longest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 No. I did not have sex with that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dth Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Yes and that is all I will say about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 No. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NL Forever Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I have considered it, but never acted on the urge. Except when I was in high school..... I have often wondered what it would be like to have an affair.... Unless of course you count watching the RC ladies longingly as being unfaithful..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brureb28 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jimmy Carter said it best......''I lust in my eyes, not in my heart'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 That may be the only intelligent thing that he ever said. As for acting upon it...Think of how you would feel if it happened to you. Females are very different in the thought process as males. Many males think with their dicks. As the saying goes, 'A stiff dick has no conscience.' Maybe I'm weird, but I look at it in an entirely different light. Would I love to have some 'strange'? Hell yeah. A new woman to see what her kinks are and what she will do. What is she into? How freaky or conservative is she? But being somewhat of a germophobe, the other questions that I would ask myself are...When did she bathe last? Brushed her teeth? Bad breath? Any gifts that'll keep on giving? Past partners? If she'll jump my bones this fast, how many before me. If I choose to dine at the 'Y', who's dessert am I getting? Yeah, gross I know. But these are the facts. About a month ago I'm in the local grocery store. I'm in the produce aisle and I'm waiting to get to the lettuce. This girl/woman was fondling every head of lettuce. Try to be polite and indicate that she was to grab one and get the hell out of the way, I just said to her, 'Tough decision, huh?' She looked me right in the eye and said, "I like them nice and firm", and then smiled. She tilted her head to one side. I smiled back and held up my left hand. She smiled again, shrugged and moved on. She was damned good looking. I could have taken her right there on the lettuce bin. It would be at least 6 hours before the wife got home. Being a good husband, I had to pass it up for the above reasons. And the biggest of them is, I have to live with myself. And I do that well. I sleep good at night right next to her. As fun as it maybe, the chase is great, but then, what do you do with them when you catch them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sojoe Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I once used my left hand... does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sojoe Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I once used my left hand... does that count? You naughty boy - I bet you were thinking of my lovely Nastya whilst you were pulling it off...Bad Bad Bad!!! You are very unfaithful, how dare you think about my daughter in this way. I bet you were looking at this picture weren't you? Disgusting.......that is all I have to say to you, young man!! How very dare you, how very dare you call me a young man!!! Anyway, if she is your daughter you are too young to be posting in The Old Dudes Board!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Not really. The old bag hot milf could be 40ish if she started a bit late. Besides, we take all girls. 8 to 80, blind, crippled and crazy. If they can't walk, we'll drag 'em. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudley Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Did it when I was young. I don't recommend it. The grass may look greener but sometimes it was ants crawling in it. Yup, took the crabs home to momma. Not a nice thing to do. We ended up split when the kids were raised. Never could get over it. I sure got a good one now and I'd never ever even think about cheating on her. She is NOT replaceable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Nah. Loyal as a puppy dog. About a decade ago my son caught me ogling a young thing in next to nuttin'. He poked me in the arm and asked the wife why she didn't get mad. Her response was, "as long as he is lookin' I know he isn't gay. Don't worry, momma will give him what for later on tonight." and winked at me. He didn't understand but I had a hard time keeping from erecting a tent in anticipation. Who needs an affair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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