Chris talking shit

[chris hillman]

3 hours ago, pulo filipe said:

Koala and ch

🐨👦

Love it 😂

[chris hillman]

 thanks to covid here in the UK we are only allowed 6 people in the house at once so when 2. policemen came around to check to see how many were in my house  I said if you come in that will be 8 and that will break the law so you can fuck off

[pulo filipe]

6+2=8 

🐈

[Aussie_oi_oi]

16 hours ago, chris hillman said:

 thanks to covid here in the UK we are only allowed 6 people in the house at once so when 2. policemen came around to check to see how many were in my house  I said if you come in that will be 8 and that will break the law so you can fuck off

Hoping you write them up a ticket first before you kick them out 🤣

[chris hillman]

8 hours ago, Aussie_oi_oi said:

Hoping you write them up a ticket first before you kick them out 🤣

Aussie would you fancy a 3 some with me and leora or malia and me but im keeping a lead on my dick in case she bites it off 

[pulo filipe]

[chris hillman]

2 hours ago, pulo filipe said:

Is that you pulo  hello my names chris would you like to go of a short walk to my bedroom  so i can kick your fucking queer head in😁

[chris hillman]

Then again you don't look that bad so I take that back just come into bedroom

[chris hillman]

1 hour ago, chris hillman said:

Then again you don't look that bad so I take that back just come into bedroom

In fact I think it deserves a wank are you with me Aussie 

[chris hillman]

Personal question honest answers only who uses a tissue for wanking who uses a handkerchief and who lets it go anywhere 

[pulo filipe]

[Howard]

4 hours ago, chris hillman said:

Personal question honest answers only who uses a tissue for wanking who uses a handkerchief and who lets it go anywhere 

Dollar bills.  Preferably 100s, but 50s will do.