And the Award for the Most Exciting couple goes to?

[Guest Squirrel]

I have one too. But I'd rather see her spinning on it.

You do realize, my friend, that if she spins around it, or spins on it, her delicious feet will smack you in the face on every rotation regardless...

Not that you'd mind it at all...  ;)

I don't think I would, either!  :D

[woodworker]

I'm a little disappointed that Ma and Pa Kettle didn't make it on this list as well.

[Guest Squirrel]

I'm a little disappointed that Ma and Pa Kettle didn't make it on this list as well.

Ma & Pa Kettle were not particularly funny.

Laurel & Hardy were.

And believe me, in those days, it wasn't a gay thing.

I did, however, enjoy White Fang and Black Tooth... ;D

[TBG 150]

Laurel & Hardy were about as funny as a submarine with screened doors.

[Guest Squirrel]

Laurel & Hardy were about as funny as a submarine with screened doors.

Christ on a crutch. You must be a W.C. Fields dude.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/w_c_fields.html

[woodworker]

And since you brought it up,.. Will someone please tell me how it is that a word that for centuries has always been used to denote < One who is light hearted or joyful > has ever come to be used in place of the word 'queer', a word that had always been used to express that which is strange, or unusual, or out of the norm?

I watched an old Sherlock Holmes movie once where Holmes once said while looking at something,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very queer about this."

He didn't say,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very gay about this."

So what the fuck happened?  That now after all these years all the poets and all the song writers now have to be afraid of others laughing up their sleeves if ever they wanted to just use this once charming and wonderful little word, "gay".    Now it's like this very word has been dipped in poison.  And maybe I'm just old fashion, but it's all very queer to me. 

[Guest Squirrel]

Interesting point, for which I am well armed.

Ever smoke tobacco rolled in paper?

We're not just talking cigarette here, we're talking about a faggot. It once referred to a cigarette.

The trick is merely to continually subvert language. Endlessly.

I'm nearing retirement age. I have seen the word Negro, Black, Colored, etc. be acceptable, then be banned. At one time, homosexuals were proud to be called "homos." These days it's "gay."

The worst mangling of language in the United States has happened over the past century along the lines of Bolshevik Socialist -->Communist -->Liberal -->Progressive. Same thing; logical criticism must follow a moving target.

The confusion between Free-Enterprise Capitalism and State Capitalism is never addressed by the Progressives, who, like Communists and National Socialists, are STATE Capitalists, in which the leaders of the State control the means of production, rather than the individual citizens.

I was surprised at the number of surveillance cameras in England, the home of George Orwell. He predicted such surveillance, as well as NEW SPEAK.

I'd better shut up before the NSA singles me out for having committed a thoughtcrime.

But here's a basic listing of language subversion and proper terms: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Newspeak_words

[Panther063]

And I always thought a Faggot was a bundle of sticks, but what do I know.....

[Guest Squirrel]

A faggot is a bundle of just about anything.

At one time it was a derogatory word for a woman.

It also has something to do with needlework.

The word has been around town. It's probably got a few STDs.

[Panther063]

I wish they would ban the word lesbian.

Why can't they accept they are gays and not be discriminatory by giving themselves a name that defines them separately by gender?

[Guest Squirrel]

It's a girl thing. I question it not. I don't understand how they operate when they're heterosexual, and I don't know how they operate when they're homos, either.

Bi-lipsticks would be acceptable on RLC, however.

[TBG 150]

My dream. To be with a pair of Bi-Lipsticks. The dream of having an 18 year old hottie seems to be slipping away. All I want to do is show her how good it can be. No kid her age is going to do that. He'll cum before he gets it out of his pants just looking at her.