Ridgerunner Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, O_U812 said: I'm not going to explain it to you again. Just go on being an ignorant, saggy-balled fuck. That's because all your explanations are lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_U812 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Just now, Ridgerunner said: That's because all your explanations are lies. OKKK Nappy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_U812 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Ridgerunner said: That's because all your explanations are lies. I forgot that you're the only honest person on the entire site, and everybody else is always wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgerunner Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 Just now, O_U812 said: OKKK Nappy. Thanks for agreeing. Now it's time or me to watch a baseball game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgerunner Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, O_U812 said: I forgot that you're the only honest person on the entire site, and everybody else is always wrong. My comment was about you. Bye.😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_U812 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Just now, Ridgerunner said: Thanks for agreeing. Now it's time or me to watch a baseball game. Again, right over your empty head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_U812 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Just now, Ridgerunner said: My comment was about you. Go watch your game Saggy Nappy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thestarider Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan, So ... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?" His name was BUBBA.... Keep an eye on those southern boys! Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyxyz Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 35 minutes ago, Thestarider said: LeBron, dumb as a box of rocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thestarider Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 The Liberal Left at it's best: So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags. *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show. Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about? Her- never mind you just don't get it. And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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