Robwin Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 The Fucking Disclaimer If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. Uses of the word Fuck FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like: "Fuck off", he hinted. Grammatical Usage In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). It may also be inserted into other words (abso-fucking-lutely). Further Structures As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations. Greetings "How the fuck are you?" Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." Dismay "Oh, fuck it." Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." Aggression "Fuck you!!!" Disgust "Fuck me!!!" Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the fuck....?" Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing." Despair "Fucked again." Good Job "Congratufuckinglations." Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." Incompetence "He fucks up everything." Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked." Intelligence "He's a fucking genius." Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?" Lost "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!" Laziness "He's just a fuck-off." Pain "Fuck ! that hurt." Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?" Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!" Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?" Admiration "Nice fucking tits!" Stupid person "Dumbfuck!" Hate "You Fuck!" Condemnation "Fuck that shit!" Disappointment "That's not fucking fair." A poker hand "A Royal Fuck." Ignorant person "Fuckstick." Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." Apathy "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck". Confusion "What the fuck just happened?" Resignation "Oh fuck it." Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!" Directions "Fuck off." Sex "Let's fuck." Maternal "Motherfucker." Incestuous "Motherfucker." Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure." Agreement "Absofuckinglutely." Questioning Authority "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Hypocrisy "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ." I have a headache "Go fuck yourself." Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off." Pissed off "I’m fucked off” Be quiet "Shut the fuck up." You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism) Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." Confidence "Fuckin' A." Rage "Motherfucking fuckers!" Impressed "That was fucking amazing." Oral sex after 30 years of marriage "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall) Bewilderment or Ignorance "Fucked if I know." Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!" Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker." Annoyance "For fuck's sake." Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?" Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me. Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's fucked." Calling someone "Oy, fuck face!" Minors "Fucklings." Morons "Fucktards." Completely naked Butthefucknaked Low intelligence Fuckwit A name for the penis Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you") Very good Fan-fucking-tastic Thanks "Fuck you very much." Exhaustion I'm fucked! Useful Acronymns These may come in handy when space is at a premium. AYFKM Are You Fucking Kidding Me? BBMFIC Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck FA Fuck All FFS For Fuck's Sake FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me FIIK Fucked If I Know FOAD Fuck Off And Die FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition FYYFF Fuck You You Fucking Fucker GAGF Go And Get Fucked GFY Go Fuck Yourself GTFO Get The Fuck Out HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge HTFU Harden The Fuck Up IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck IYGAF If You Give A Fuck JFGI Just Fucking Google It LMFAO Laughed My Fucking Ass Off MILF Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck NFI No Fucking Idea NMFP Not My Fucking Problem RTFM Read The Fucking Manual SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Up STFU Shut The Fuck Up TOTGAF Too Old To Give A Fuck WAFA What a Fucking asshole WOFTAM Waste of Fucking Time and Money WTF What The Fuck WTFIGO What The Fuck Is Going On? Sweet FA also deserves a special mention (Sweet Fuck All), meaning "nothing". Another abbreviation is F'ed in the A for (Fucked in the Ass), presumably meaning "taken advantage of" rather than literally shagged in the poophole. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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