pulo filipe Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Does anybody know what a Wise monkey is? It's a monkey that don't monkey with another monkey's monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipper Guyquad Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 I asked my girlfriend if she would do some role play and pretend to be a nurse. So she got the uniform, asked me to lie down, pulled down my pants.... ....Then put me on a 9 month waiting list. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas. I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card from there last week. They attached the stamp with a staple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten left." The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding thirty-two old guys. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? A tooth pic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 Dave lost his wife's audiobook... And now he'll never hear the end of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipper Guyquad Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 I decided to read the whole Dictionary, from start to finish. Turns out the Zebra did it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipper Guyquad Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 I bought a pack of powdered water. I have no idea what to add to it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipper Guyquad Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 I realise now why my Dog is so confused, when i say that it's time for walkies. I probably shouldn't have given it the name Sit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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