Nick Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because, over the years they had become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done last year." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man in the burn unit; he wanted to thank you for his new ears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pirate Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 .................... he wanted to thank you for his new ears." Your back, and here we were thinking you were a figment of someone's imagination, or are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 That should have been placed in the Jokes Section, Nick. You know better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 That should have been placed in the Jokes Section, Nick. You know better... Yeah, but ya gotta admit, it's funny as hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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