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17 minutes ago, Newark52 said:

Do you know the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut, you can get a drink out of a coconut

LSD never took off up there in the 60s, because they thought it was going to be that expensive to buy.

That will only be understood by us lot here! 😆

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56 minutes ago, jimbo4 said:

Would never dream of knocking Northerners Gregg, salt of the earth! Have made and kept many friends from there.

My personal opinion is that outside of London the further you go north the friendlier the people become until you reach the border with Scotland.🤣

The Scot’s eating habits are totally different….They eat their children up there.🤪

 

 

I thought they ate anything,  as long as it was fried. 🙂

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2 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

Their ultimate dilemma - A fiver in batter. 

Five pence that is ?

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1 minute ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

Kept so tightly held, it made the Queen's eyes water. 

Saw daylight that rarely the Queen was wearing sunglasses.

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3 minutes ago, jimbo4 said:

Saw daylight that rarely the Queen was wearing sunglasses.

What about the Scottish Kamikazie Pilot who crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard.

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Just now, Slipper Guyquad said:

What about the Scottish Kamikazie Pilot who crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard.

That will have been Mcthatsfucked yard

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