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Leora & Paul - Home Activities (2022) #6


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1 minute ago, jugghead said:

His dick isn't perpetually hard like ours

 

A guy can get bored with the hottest woman after 500 times.

A farmer and his wife attended a farmer’s market auction for breeding bulls. These bulls are said to have performed well and impregnated many cows over the past year, which is why they are on the auction to be bought by farmers.

Bull auctions are a normal part of farming life and something that farmers and their wives participate in on a yearly basis, but the conversation that this farmer and his wife had is completely unique to them.

As this particular farmer and his wife are walking through the auction, they read the performance reviews of the horses to see which horses performed the best so that they can decide which horse to bid on.

The first bull that the couple comes across is said to have performed 50 times in the past year. The farmer’s wife nudges him and reminds him that that means that horse performed almost once weekly and says that the farmer could take a page out of the bull’s book.

The second bull that the couple sees performed 150 times in the past year, and the wife once again nudges her husband and says that if the bull performed 150 times in the last year, then it means he performed almost three times a week.

By the time the couple arrives at the third bull, they see that he performed 365 times in the last year, and the wife is quick to remind the farmer that it means the bull performed every day in the last year.

After keeping quiet the entire time, the farmer finally breaks his silence by uttering a single question; “Why don’t you ask him if it was the same cow every time?”

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