hollywoodmogul21 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Tbg150: That has to be the best blonde joke I have ever heard. I especially like the part when the pilot goes back and whispers into her ear. Thank you for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 Blonde Cop A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Oh wait, I've got one. There was this blonde girl sucking on this guys dick,.. ... ... ... Aw Shoot!, I forgot the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 A very attractove blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Oh my. Poor blondes. I'm glad that mine's a Redhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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