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So Audrey came home to find one of his wives sitting on the carpet in front of the tent with all of her belongings.  He sat beside her and said,“I heard you were planning to leave me?”  She replied,“Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Audrey thinks for a minute or so and then responds,“That’s a mighty big word for a 6 year old.”

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A Muslim man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.”

”Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist.”Nah, she just lays there like her mother."

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A cop in London stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks “What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?” The Muslim says, “I am taking it home to keep it in my house.” The copper asks, “What about all the flies, the shit, and the stink?”The Muslim thinks a moment and replies, “The cow will just have to get used to it."

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By the looks of the signage, Hungry Jacks looks like it could be a spin off of the American burger joint, Burger King. It is one of the latest corporations to move is main headquarters out of South Florida and up to Canada, due to the corporate taxing schedule.

Now instead of being fleeced 35%, in Canada they are raped at 17%.

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Agree, didn't bring my kids up on any of it either. We did have an awesome chain many many years ago, called The Red Bull (not the drink), used real scotch steak in real steak burgers, almost the same price as the other crap. Sadly, most people wanted junk food, so they went broke.

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We have a place here, Steak N Shake. It was supposed to be pure ground sirloin. Like the others, equally priced. The yuppies got a hold of it and last I knew you could get a sit down steak dinner for the price of one of their burgers.

I wasn't raised on the garbage either. Mom was a health nut and always taught us to eat right.

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