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Two white cops were on foot patrol on the streets of Ferguson. Suddenly a black male runs out across the street in front of them. Before he can get to the other side one of the policemen shoots him.

"What are you doing?" asks his partner. "Curfew" replies his mate. "But the curfew isn't for another 15 minutes." "Yep, but I know where he lives, he wouldn't have made it".

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Two white cops were on foot patrol on the streets of Ferguson. Suddenly a black male runs out across the street in front of them. Before he can get to the other side one of the policemen shoots him.

"What are you doing?" asks his partner. "Curfew" replies his mate. "But the curfew isn't for another 15 minutes." "Yep, but I know where he lives, he wouldn't have made it".

That's actually pretty good. Shows that not all jokes about race have to have the minority as the butt.

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  • 2 weeks later...

A young black kid asks his mother,

"Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism ?"

"Well, Child, .. Socialism is when white folks work every day so we

can get all our stuff , you know ... like free cell phones for

each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC,

free school lunch, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and

on and on, ... you know.  That's Socialism".

"But mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that ? 

"Sure they do honey. That's called "Racism."

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