KarenKraft Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 So the big stink this week is that Mickey Obama didn't wear any head covering when visiting Saudi Arabia. It's not because she's a guy. And it's not because she is trying to give the impression that the Obamas aren't Muzzies. No, she wanted to wear her head scarf but it got wrapped up in Barack's prayer rug and was left on the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 First Lady or First Queen? Part one: Part two: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Linked Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Wrong forum as this is not a Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Good point, Linked. Q. How do you separate a Muslim man from a Muslim boy? A. With a crowbar. A Muslim woman was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, "Show us your face." An advertisement in a local UK paper: "Four Talibans required as mudflaps. Must be flexible and willing to travel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Wrong forum as this is not a Joke Yes, Karen, you did indeed give away the punchline. Black humor works this way. And it only works because there's so damn much truth in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Wrong forum as this is not a Joke Yes, Karen, you did indeed give away the punchline. Black humor works this way. And it only works because there's so damn much truth in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KarenKraft Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well", said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain." "That's OK", said the Englishman. "I have always wanted to be Irish and I am prepared to take the risk." The operation went ahead but Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry !" the doctor said "Instead of removing half the brain, I have a taken the whole brain out!" The patient replied, "It's all right mate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Damn, I knew that scar wasn't there before the citizenship ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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