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On 8/28/2024 at 6:47 PM, TBG 150 said:

A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.

The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.

When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh.

Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, "Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!" The girls burst into laughter too.

But when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims, "Well, I'll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!"

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A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because, over the years they had become loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself.

The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done last year."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man in the burn unit; he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

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