Linda & Tibor (2026) #1

[Sir Com Size]

1 hour ago, upyourass said:

If you have absolutely nothing to get out of bed for, why would you do it? LLinda doesn't either; she's still lying comfortably in bed at 10:30.

You cannot say she isn’t doing important things during the day. 
Making selfies in every outfit , doing a rather awkward sexy dance in the kitchen while checking yourself out in mirror , finding new ways to include mayonaise in normal dishes , taking care of your husband while he is sick …🤔🫢 oh well … skip that last one … but all in all , very busy schedule

[upyourass]

While T-Germ is sick for almost 2 weeks !!!!!! now, LLinda is suffering as well. She now wears her phone (with a cord) around her neck because the phone is becoming to heavy to handle. Poor people ! 

[Brit Guy]

Good afternoon L&T ...the usual state of affairs with T Boner still suffering from Man Flu and wrapped up like it's -30° outside. Meanwhile the wannabe social media Queen parades around in just panties and playing on her life support machine constantly.

[upyourass]

17:15 An Eskimo on the sofa and in the bedroom the cathouse is about to open to 'create' OF content . Hurry up you guys can watch it for free  

Edit: Fals Alarm the 'red light" has been turned off and the Eskimo showed up in the bedroom. Seems the Eskimo is still overheated.

[Brit Guy]

So, T Boner spends the most part of his day at the charging bay which clearly Linda is not happy with (probably furious inside like a petulant child). They both get up for a bit and then Linda makes some 'get me better' drink for herself and goes and lays at the charging bay and T Boner has to now sit up where she sat. 

[Brit Guy]

Goodnight L&T ...hope you start to feel better T Boner, especially as it's Wanky Wednesday and Linda will pamper you all day long like Leora does with Paul ...oh maybe not, Linda prefers being married to her life support machine ...nevermind.  

[jugghead]

Not surprisingly, nothing has changed here. Latent 9-year-olds who fancy themselves as comedians with the same old stale jokes rule. She's fat, she's lazy, he's fat he's lazy. He's sick , she's sick. He doesn't know how to eat pussy (he still doesn't, but ok), she pretends she feels something when they fuck, he lasts shorter than I do when I jerk off. Blah blah blah. Let's all raise a glass to the brilliance of the ones who say the most meaningless crap just to be recognized. Mission accomplished.

[upyourass]

9:15 T-Germ still sick (2 weeks) on the sofa. I know whats wrong with him ......it has a name !

[upyourass]

10:30 LLinda still horizontal preparing for a productive day!

[upyourass]

11:05 Straight out of bed and she is already harassing T who is/was watching GOT in silence. She jumped on his lap to demand attention. Get yourself dresses woman, Let the man recover, get out the door en get to work. Oh wait.....

[Sir Com Size]

4 hours ago, jugghead said:

Not surprisingly, nothing has changed here. Latent 9-year-olds who fancy themselves as comedians with the same old stale jokes rule. She's fat, she's lazy, he's fat he's lazy. He's sick , she's sick. He doesn't know how to eat pussy (he still doesn't, but ok), she pretends she feels something when they fuck, he lasts shorter than I do when I jerk off. Blah blah blah. Let's all raise a glass to the brilliance of the ones who say the most meaningless crap just to be recognized. Mission accomplished.

Thank you ! But don’t mention it. It isn’t that hard with tenants like that. 
The things we mention are plain observations. I know it sounds kind of sad but that IS what happens in that apartment. Not one point you mention above here is a lie. All true. That it sounds like jokes is more their own fault I guess. It sounds like a joke because their life is a joke. 

[Brit Guy]

Good afternoon L&T ...T Boner back at the charging bay wrapped up and still recovering from Man Flu. Linda sat the other end of the sofa opening up more parcels ...probably shite from Shein ...more cheap shit.