showtime4me Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I've noticed Leora taking has been checking her temperature several times lately in the morning. Anyone else notice this? Anyone else know what that might possibly mean? That's right (you heard it here first). She's either sick or trying to get pregnant! Women track their temperatures when charting for their most fertile days. Can you imagine a pregnant Leora? Hormones making her more emotionally fragile...a ticking time bomb. Body WRECKED by the inevitable stretch marks and sagging pregnancy always brings. And then later, a llittle runny nosed Paul running around, giving her even more work to do while lazy bones sits around picking his nose and being a bad example for junior. SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!! I WILL BE CRUSHED!!!! Interpreters, please step up and tell us what is up!!(please, real Russian speaking people only...don't fake it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodooox Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 She is / was sick , look at the photos will see it self medicating an injection , last night Paul had a fever had dinner and went to sleep . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showtime4me Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 I sure hope your right because Leora pregnant would ruin my fantasy by....A LOT! But I'm not 100% sure on that yet. Did you see her a couple of days ago when she was crying about something so hard she was shaking? As Paul soothed her, he tried to get into her pants. Not sure how that worked out, if I remember correctly he hadn't fucked her or gotten a blow job or anything by the time I signed off. Point is, if he WAS trying to fuck her, does that sound like she was sick? Scooter, I just hope your right and my "Spidey Senses" were just a bit off this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I've noticed Leora taking has been checking her temperature several times lately in the morning. Anyone else notice this? Anyone else know what that might possibly mean? That's right (you heard it here first). She's either sick or trying to get pregnant! Women track their temperatures when charting for their most fertile days. Can you imagine a pregnant Leora? Hormones making her more emotionally fragile...a ticking time bomb. Body WRECKED by the inevitable stretch marks and sagging pregnancy always brings. And then later, a llittle runny nosed Paul running around, giving her even more work to do while lazy bones sits around picking his nose and being a bad example for junior. SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!! I WILL BE CRUSHED!!!! Interpreters, please step up and tell us what is up!!(please, real Russian speaking people only...don't fake it) Imagine Leora having a kid from Paul. It would have a face only a mother could love. They should cut Paul's nuts off so he can never pro-create. One of him is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Dog Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 They do say that 23-24 is the optimum age to get pregnant with your first child. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 They do say that 23-24 is the optimum age to get pregnant with your first child. :) Well, if Paul doesn't want to do it, I know a skunk, a crocogator and a squirrel who would be more than willing to help Leora out. Besides, Leora loves cute little woodland creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 They do say that 23-24 is the optimum age to get pregnant with your first child. :) Well, if Paul doesn't want to do it, I know a skunk, a crocogator and a squirrel who would be more than willing to help Leora out. Besides, Leora loves cute little woodland creatures. Then she would have a 'skunk-a-gator' that climbs trees. :o :o ;) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Dog Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 They do say that 23-24 is the optimum age to get pregnant with your first child. :) Well, if Paul doesn't want to do it, I know a skunk, a crocogator and a squirrel who would be more than willing to help Leora out. Besides, Leora loves cute little woodland creatures. Lots of practice beforehand of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Swallowing it with her mouth won't get her there. I look at these people and I go, "Oh! That's why we're running out of ethnic Russians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris66 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 On 29/7/2015 at 7:21 AM, showtime4me said: I've noticed Leora taking has been checking her temperature several times lately in the morning. Anyone else notice this? Anyone else know what that might possibly mean? That's right (you heard it here first). She's either sick or trying to get pregnant! Women track their temperatures when charting for their most fertile days. Can you imagine a pregnant Leora? Hormones making her more emotionally fragile...a ticking time bomb. Body WRECKED by the inevitable stretch marks and sagging pregnancy always brings. And then later, a llittle runny nosed Paul running around, giving her even more work to do while lazy bones sits around picking his nose and being a bad example for junior. SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!! I WILL BE CRUSHED!!!! Interpreters, please step up and tell us what is up!!(please, real Russian speaking people only...don't fake it) You really need to get a life ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, kris66 said: You really need to get a life ! kris66: Careful. You might arouse the wrath of the Skunk. The worshipers of the Goddess are steadfast in their dedication to her. showtime4me: I can't speak Russian. But the word of the law, as I see it, is that the Goddess is incomprehensible, unfathomable, and is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma; and cannot be fully understood by us mere CC mortals. I cannot understand her; but is it enough to appreciate her. That is the conclusion to which I have come after many years. I suppose I will always wish her and Paul the best in their lives. (I don't have the same attitude for Scooter or the damn pillow. They interfere with my worship ceremonies. I'm not that far gone...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showtime4me Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 On 7/23/2016 at 4:11 PM, kris66 said: You really need to get a life ! And why is that, Mr or mrs kris66? So superior over the rest of us that you can toss insults at people with no explanation. kris asshat 66....are you a Paul lover? Is that it? Do you sit around, like Paul, with your finger in your nose and your thumb up your ass? Come on...tell us all why your life is more important than mine. Tell me why I can't come to a site that encourages observations and discussions on peoples life's, and make my own (mostly sarcastic) opinions on them. After you do that....then and only then...you can go away and ?. (Mainly...just go away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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