Solembum Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Ok! Someone please tell this mental midget that the mouse is optical and doesn't need to stay on the edge of her laptop. I'm sure she will get this as well as she gets that her relationship is a joke and that her man will never fuck her longer than a cpl minutes.Oh shit! I got off topic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter mcgruder Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Mouse is a cheep Russian knockoff Microslovft model R333. Only works on flat surfaces and emits low level radiation thats know to cause male users to prematurely ejaculate in under 3 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solembum Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 that was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
van the man Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 It was better than awesome!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbleobill Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Microslovt! I love it! Not sure the Russian members of the forum will be quite so impressed with the satire! Maybe this is also why she doesn't use toys? The makers may have some issues with absorbing excess 'moisture' that they can't resolve and she can't take the risk, as Moist is her middle name! Name of toys they are working on in the lab? Anyone have any bright ideas?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Microslovt! I love it! Not sure the Russian members of the forum will be quite so impressed with the satire! Maybe this is also why she doesn't use toys? The makers may have some issues with absorbing excess 'moisture' that they can't resolve and she can't take the risk, as Moist is her middle name! Name of toys they are working on in the lab? Anyone have any bright ideas?! One thing about the forum and satire. You never have to worry about anyone walking in on you with an assault rifle ready to blow your head off. The most someone will do is start a flame war and we have a section for that if the need arises. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter mcgruder Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I heard they were working on a dildo for her in the likeness of Paul while he's away. They are calling it "The Gonzo". Named after the Muppet character Gonzo. Word is once you've tried it our hooked! (For our foreign friends google 'gonzo muppet'.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter mcgruder Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbleobill Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 A good likeness. And no doubt the full length version has him clad in daggy underpants that can turn any woman on - to doing some knitting that is - and the ubiquitous black, or dark grey, ankle socks, worn during foreplay AND after play and guaranteed to knock any woman's socks off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solembum Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Gonzo has 2x the width and girth of Paul tiny soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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