TBG 150 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I wonder if there are any countries in the world where cockroaches don't reside. :scratchchin: In China the things are so bad that they use them for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 There are more than 4,000 species of cockroaches and apparently they live everywhere including the Arctic and Antarctic. The world's largest roach lives in South America, which claims say can grow to six inches long with a one-foot wingspan. Don't know about that, but I've seen some big buggers in the cellars of the old brewery in Perth. Apparently thrive on the hops, so probable pissed to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I wonder if there are any countries in the world where cockroaches don't reside. :scratchchin: In China the things are so bad that they use them for food. "Hey Ma, what are we having for dinner tonight?" "Oh boy, cockroach souffle' sautéed in cow piss, with some asparagus sprouts!" "My favorite." "Makes my mouth water just thinking about it." :drool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The really nice thing about cockroaches is that when fried, they are crunchy like potato chips, but have more protein and less carbohydrates. It's a win-win for people who promote the fine art of grub-eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 PLEASE tell me that you really don't speak from experience. :yikes: But then living in Chinafornia, maybe you have tried the latest delicacies. Although I really thought that is was nicknamed 'Mexifornia'. :scratchchin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I live in Texico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 That's like saying that I live in the Floribbean. We get the cockroaches from all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linked Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I would rather deal with and eat cockroaches than the sand potatoes that I have been stuck dealing with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Oh, we have them too. I always called this area the 6th Borough. A spin off of the 5 Boroughs in New York. Shit flows downhill. And I'm near the bottom of that hill that used to be thee American vacation destination. Now, like New York City, we're just the Southern Sewer here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I live in Texico. I understand that Texican cockroaches are so big that just one of them can feed a family of four for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Your right, they are. And they all seem to walk with a swagger too. And sometimes it can be a real struggle to see just who ends up eating who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollex Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 All kidding aside. You guys on this thread are some of the funniest and most talented I've come across. It's refreshing to read the bantering from all of you. Now I've got some material to spring on my friends too. Keep it up, I love it! Rollex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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