woodworker Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Of course we pay attention to you. Now what were you saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Well, summer is fast approaching, and I just saw this big, fat, annoying fly that I've got to kill. I hate those fuckers almost as much as I hate mosquitoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberball50 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Well, summer is fast approaching, and I just saw this big, fat, annoying fly that I've got to kill. I hate those fuckers almost as much as I hate mosquitoes. Spend a summer in Mississippi and you'll hate the flies more than the mosquitoes. I did, and I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Yeah, They're disgusting alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Attack of the Ants When I was nineteen and still living in Michigan, my friend Joe and I, used to go into the country with our 22. rifles and of course 12 gauge shotguns to do a little target practice. I was a pretty good shot with a rifle back then. And I would tie up with some string some bottles to a branch of a tree, and then get about hundred yards away or so to shoot at them. I liked using bottles because you didn't have to wait until you were back close to the target to see where the bullets had landed. Though later on, at another time, I started to use Bic pens instead. Well, after a while these ants started to bite my leg. And it wasn't until I got up close to all the broken glass on the ground that I saw this huge ant hill. They were big ants, all scampering around excitedly. (Much like Fergusson) It's amazing how they were able to know that it was I who was messing up their little projects with all those broken shards of glass. Even with those tiny little brains they attacked me, and not my friend Joe, who wasn't doing any shooting just then, but just watched. I think when it comes to ants, you have to gather up collectively all their little brains until it makes for one big brain somehow. They just seem to work that way. So, even from a pretty good distance away those little bastards started to bite me. Apparently they sent out a message through their little antenna, "Go get that fucker,.. he's messing up everything!" Well, I then retaliated and declared war on them, just like Chareston Heston did in that movie "The Naked Jungle". So I loaded up my shotgun with slugs and began blasting away at their mound. And I know that I must have grazed the queen's ass, because almost immediately they wanted a truce! But I wasn't ready to sign any peace treaties with them yet, as I also had with me about twenty Cheery Bombs that day, as I proceeded to send horrifying shock waves throughout their nurseries, (My version of Shock and Awe), which was very entertaining and proved to be very effective as well. I gave those little bastards some real post traumatic stress for sure that day. Well, after having secured the victory that day, Joe and I both left shortly after. But it was a lot of fun. And I've got to tell you, the Cheery Bombs back in those days (1970) were a lot more powerful than what they produce nowadays. I'll bet the survivors talked about that battle for a long time to come. Serves them right! Can't you just see their little antennas twitching away feverishly during the heat of the battle. Something along the lines of,.. "What the fuck is this!" "We surrender, we surrender!" ___________________________________________________________________ From ants to elephants,.. What can I say. I'm referring to the day that I almost ran over an elephant, or crashed into it more precisely. And that along with everything else concerning myself, or my past, is one hundred percent true! No exaggerations, and no elaborations, but as Walter Cronkite use to say,.. "And that's the way it was". Period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 After some so-called Australians burnt the Australian flag at a recent demonstration, I checked out the legalities. In Australia, it's classified as freedom of speech. In 2006, Australian contemporary artist Azlan McLennan burnt an Australian flag and displayed it on a billboard outside the Trocadero artspace in Footscray, Victoria. He called the artpiece Proudly UnAustralian. For some reason, he's still alive. The United States has the same standing on the issue. The Supreme Court has ruled that due to the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, it is unconstitutional for a government (whether federal, state, or municipality) to prohibit the desecration of a flag, due to its status as "symbolic speech." Although the House of Representatives have regularly passed an amendment to outlaw flag desecration, it continues to fail in the Senate, the most recent by one vote on June 27, 2006, coincidently the same year our fuckwit artist produced his un-Australian art piece. What one vote means is just one vote less than a two thirds majority, which is the minimum requirement to pass an amendment. So despite the fact that it got around 65% of the vote, it failed. But at least the US does have it's priorities right, slowly but surely legalising marijuana, obviously trying to increase the fuckwit population even further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 The Senate up till only recently had always been ruled by the Democrats. So, if the Republican majority can finally realize just why they were after so many years voted in, maybe we can have some sanity restored to this country once again. We'll see. It will be their last chance to save this country, because if they do nothing about this sort of desecration of our values and principles now, they will never see a Republican majority again. And I'm sorry to see Australia, a once great country filled with terrific people, now suffering from this same disease and insanity that the United States has been steadily dying from. It's called liberalism, and it is destructive and dangerous to the very fabric of our once great society. Even the Catholic church has turned it's back on God, and has been showing a tolerance towards those very things that goes against it's own doctrine and in what most people are opposed to. And there have been other denominations that have made a move towards legitimizing Homosexual marriage. People are now starting to pull away from organize religion, since the church no longer cares about their doctrine, but only in trying to branch out for a greater number of the younger patrons, as the older ones are now dying away. To them it's nothing more than a business. Maybe they will even start to advertise on MTV soon. I wouldn't put it past them. But it's all back-firing on them now. And I for one don't need them to tell me how to pray. Someone else showed me how over two thousand years ago. And I will remember that, always. The decline in morals, or in common decency is due to the liberal media and to our current pop culture. People now think it's cool to cheat, to lie, to steal,.. You name it! Because these liberals are way too smug and arrogant to hold to the unfaltering words that God's son had once spoken so many years ago. A lot of people seem to forget this. But He once said, "Your either with me, or you are against me". He wasn't ambivalent at all in the things that He had said when it came to the Truth. From the desecration of the flag, to a crucifix placed in a bowl of urine, Liberals are no one to trust or to believe in, ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I wouldn't trust ANYONE in the Government. Rep, Dem or Lib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 I wouldn't trust ANYONE in the Government. Rep, Dem or Lib. Unfortunately I have to agree with you, the difference between our major parties, Liberal National Coalition and Labour, is almost non existent. Our biggest problem is the number of minority governments we end up with, with neither major party having a majority and relying on Independents to form Government. These idiots are single, minor issue people who have no idea of the bigger issues, such as foreign policy, financial controls, health or education. We have a preferential system of voting, where you vote for everyone on the ballot paper in order of preference. So if your first choice doesn't get enough primary votes, those votes then go to your next choice. In the last election the independents had a specialist in the system advising them on how to swap preferences, so we ended up with a candidate who represented the Motoring Enthusiasts Party getting a seat in the Senate. Due to the split up of the Senate, his vote can mean the difference between critical legislation being passed or failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 But you ain't me, so I'm blaming you. ;D My mom always said that I had a Tapeworm because of the amount of food that I could eat and never gain an ounce. Yeah, I suppose it was my fault. But he started it with his stupid purging video. And Karen,.. Don't you ever, not now, or in the future, ever eat no tape worm! They are not your friends, and they make lousy pets. I wouldn't need much help learning to "purge;" I would just have to imagine french kissing that weird little bitch to lose it. What a creep! It's like she's auditioning for A&E's show, Intervention, or something. Ugh! I like to stay slender -- it's true. And if I decide to binge, the thought would never enter my mind to purge. The whole point is to binge on something yummy -- not watch it float around in the toilet bowl twenty minutes later. That's disgusting. But then again, there are videos that instruct people about how to use the turn signal lever attached to the steering column. I want to make a YouTube video telling people how to make a freaking video: NO, THE ON-CAMERA MIC IS NO GOOD! USE A LAPEL MIC. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE, FUCK OFF -- DON'T MAKE A VIDEO; WRITE A LETTER. HEY! SPEND TEN BUCKS AND GET A FOAM RUBBER WIND-GUARD FOR YOUR MIC IF YOU ARE GOING TO WORK OUTDOORS. PUT THE LAPEL MIC IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CLOTHING FOR GODSAKES..... NOT ON ONE SIDE, ON A POCKET, ETC. AND THEN STARTING TALKING AND MOVING YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT SHIT HERE AND THERE. USE TWO (2) MICS IF YOU'RE A SPASTIC AND HAVE TO JERK YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO LOOK AT STUFF WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT STUFF.... ASSHOLE ! It would be a cute, informative video. A family video, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I really feel badly for Ozi. Sounds like Australia is really fucked up now. Such a shame. When all the other countries turned their backs on Americans, or showed an ugly face towards them after the second world war, the Australian people remained friendly towards us. It was one of the very few countries in the world that you could travel to and actually feel welcomed there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Oh, And I love what you said Karen. It made me laugh, and I needed that just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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