Foamy T. Squirrel Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Did you know that Google's search page changes when it's your birthday? I am gonna be so fucked now. Somewhere between the NSA, the IRS, and now Google, there's no place for a squirrel to hide anymore. :-[ Maybe I should skip the pecans and start collecting the buds from the neighbor's growing operation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Did you know that Google's search page changes when it's your birthday? I am gonna be so fucked now. Somewhere between the NSA, the IRS, and now Google, there's no place for a squirrel to hide anymore. :-[ Maybe I should skip the pecans and start collecting the buds from the neighbor's growing operation... Don't tell Google that it's your birthday. It already knows, of course, but it's sufficiently well mannered that it will not give you a special birthday search doodle. Maybe just one like this: But thank you for the kind birthday wishes, M. écureuil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Thank you for the explanation. I do remember the 'doodles' when I did have Google as my search page. Happy belated to you. 29 and holding, right? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Thank you for the explanation. I do remember the 'doodles' when I did have Google as my search page. Happy belated to you. 29 and holding, right? ;) Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, “So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, “No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The actions finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish? Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No. Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish? Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Norwegian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 But thank you for the kind birthday wishes, M. écureuil. Errr, um, yes. I hope you had a marvelous birthday; you're the veritable sweetheart of CC; may you be blessed with a Pulitzer and the sale of screen rights next week. And drive a hard bargain on the toy rights; they're worth a fortune to a writer, too, especially if you can get Victoria's Secret, McDonald's, and Duracel all involved with design and marketing. :P ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I believe Karen wrote an erotic child's story called, "Fifty Shades of Crayola" Pretty steamy too, as I hear. Good luck to you Karen, I wish you all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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woodworker Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I still like the old man in the moon. I saw another video that I almost posted where these meteorites were hitting the moon, one in particular was very big and the explosion could be seen with the naked eye. Poor moon. It sure has taken a lot of shots over the past few billion years. And I just think that these meteorites need to stop picking on it. It's been a pretty good friend to us here on earth, and I wouldn't want to see it pack up its bags and leave our little neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 This is for you moon. We still like you right where you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Egads! What a terrible thing it would be if some of those bigger planets were to take the place of our moon. For one thing it would be too bright at night, you would have to have some pretty thick shades if you ever wanted to get some sleep. And think about the ocean. Whew! The gravitational pull from Jupiter or Saturn wouldn't just cause the ocean to recede a little at ebb tide. Instead, it would pile up the water like a mountain, miles high, and then when the planet would go slinking away a bit to the other side of the earth. KA-SPLASH! That mountain of water would slam into our coastal sea side retreats. It also wouldn't be very good for boats or shipping either. Shipping cost would be staggering! Good ole moon. Makes me want to sing,.. "By the Light of the Silvery Moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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