Nick Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinity Visa Card, and all the while, be banging her, like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he has said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Johnny's whore!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 No, no, no and no!!! It's supposed to be.... "I want to be Johnny's BITCH. I know, I'm a Johnny, too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 (I want to be Johnny's BITCH) That's good one TBG150 LMAO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Aw, c'mon. That's as old as you and I put together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 Just now, TBG 150 said: Aw, c'mon. That's as old as you and I put together. I love Little Johnny Jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 https://www.bing.com/search?q=little+johnny+jokes&qs=AS&pq=little+johnny&sc=8-13&sp=1&cvid=96ECEEC89966480BA3A64918B3124C14&FORM=CHRDEF The sites abound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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