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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinity Visa Card, and all the while, be banging her, like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
 
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he has said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
 
"And how about you, Sarah?"
 
"I wanna be Johnny's whore!"
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