Pepe Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, jimbo4 said: She must be going out to buy my Christmas sock to hang up. Lol Why does she need to by a sock when she can stick a thumb tack in your tail and hang you on the door outside. 4
BBsq69 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, jimbo4 said: She must be going out to buy my Christmas sock to hang up. Lol I certainly think that she thought their was just not enough Xmas in the house and has gone out to buy a couple of extra 'X's, possibly through a sexy Santa suit because she's too powerful to be just an elf. Of course she could hang her tights up and fill it with something nice for all of us although I guess Mikelima would want the heels. The question is would Pepe take the gusset or the arse? 1
Pepe Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, BBsq69 said: I certainly think that she thought their was just not enough Xmas in the house and has gone out to buy a couple of extra 'X's, possibly through a sexy Santa suit because she's too powerful to be just an elf. Of course she could hang her tights up and fill it with something nice for all of us although I guess Mikelima would want the heels. The question is would Pepe take the gusset or the arse? Definitely the arse 3
jimbo4 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Pepe said: Why does she need to by a sock when she can stick a thumb tack in your tail and hang you on the door outside. Out side with the rest of the smelly trash is where you should be my fiendish friend, not I, for I should be somewhere befitting my station in life.......In the " Little Ones " bedroom wardrobe. Puuuuurfect !! 2
Pepe Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 By the way Jimbo here's my stocking she bought. 3
jimbo4 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pepe said: By the way Jimbo here's my stocking she bought. You my friend are Priceless. Lol Now get of home and take a shower. And stop offending the gentle folk who frequent this forum. 3
jimbo4 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, jimbo4 said: You my friend are Priceless. Lol Now get of home and take a shower. And stop offending the gentle folk who frequent this forum. You just will not come to terms with the fact that she would prefer to stroke a pussy ( ME, in case your filthy mind started getting other ideas. ) than soil her hands on you. If she has gone to buy anything for you. it would most certainly be a large bottle of deodorant. Puuuurfect !! 2
Pepe Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, jimbo4 said: You just will not come to terms with the fact that she would prefer to stroke a pussy ( ME, in case your filthy mind started getting other ideas. ) than soil her hands on you. If she has gone to buy anything for you. it would most certainly be a large bottle of deodorant. Puuuurfect !! Ahh you would think that wouldn't you,but she had me descented. You'll never except that the Goddess has eyes only for Pepe. Must I remind you're just an alley cat digging thru trash cans and not a fluffy tailed critter from the forest where she resides. 2
jimbo4 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Pepe said: Ahh you would think that wouldn't you,but she had me descented. You'll never except that the Goddess has eyes only for Pepe. And that is why she has to wear glasses sometimes.......the smell reaches her first, and then she needs help in locating you, because you skulk around furtively, and hide in the shadows like the creepy critter you are. There is not enough money in Russia to be able to afford what it would cost to descent you, it would destabilize the Ruble. 2
jimbo4 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 21 minutes ago, Pepe said: Ahh you would think that wouldn't you,but she had me descented. You'll never except that the Goddess has eyes only for Pepe. Must I remind you're just an alley cat digging thru trash cans and not a fluffy tailed critter from the forest where she resides. Trash cans, How very dare you, you upstart. The quality of the wastage of my upper class clientele is better than most other folk dream of. For is it not true that from an early age I was dining on scraps of salmon, fillet steak, quails eggs, duck l'orange, and truffles, followed by the occasional crepe suzette, Whilst you have been scavenging around Foamy's scraps all your wretched life. Class my friend is like cream, always rises to the top. Puuuuurfect !! 3
Newark52 Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 jimbo, pepe, will you two stop it after all this is supposed to be the season of Good Will and Peace to all, that includes you two 3
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