Slender Man

Dr.Dre. Classic depending on what you enjoy. You know what they say about opinions and assholes. LOL

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jeff says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, "Where did you get that, Jeff? Shane's wife gave it to me. Ricky continues, "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" "Well, not exactly," Jeff replied. When she answered the door, I said to her. "You must be Shane's widow". She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are."

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on a exchange duty and were sharing the latrines. The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said, "In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak". The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, "Well, in the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands....!

R.I.P Bill Withers.

Good idea. Some you have numbers, but sure could add some to pics if needed.

Was just thinking to myself bet Ash comments on it.