Jonno

She wanted to sell me a whole bedroom set, but I just wanted one nightstand. Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds...

I can't believe you were the sperm that won the race, and you are still slow. I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasms. If you can't come, let me know.

Wouldn't be surprised. Especially if she found out he returned. Much prefer her mum getting an apartment. 🤣

Time away to relax and get their strength back. 😂

Didn't take Brooke long to get her tits out after arriving.

And some say she never gets the chance to bate when SlePaul is there.

Balcony time.

Dasha masturbating.

Have to stay indoors then. 🤣

Now laying in bed.

That's nothing. Seen Xmas trees still been up in July 😂

Drinking, slapping, kicking etc. This is going to end well.

Happy couple return. Straight to laying on the couch.

69 on the couch.

What an entertaining pair they would be. 😴

🤣

You would have to be desperate picking him for battle. End up falling asleep.

Was that a fail on the worktop. 🤣

Blink and you will miss it. 😂

Not that lazy and emotionless. 🤭

30 seconds. That his best time. 🤣.