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Jonno

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  1. Still be doing RLC giving the chance. 😂 Doing the same shit. Just slower.
  2. Stuffing her face with the juggs on show.
  3. You clearly don't watch her very often. Either that or you need to visit 🤣
  4. Long vacation for Harley. RLC on the ball for once. 🤣
  5. Spreading rumours? At least you're spreading something else besides your legs. You're so stupid you could count your balls all day long and never come up with the same number twice.
  6. Just because you have one doesn't mean you need to act like one. I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. Did you hear about the depressed plumber? He's been going through some shit.
  7. How many of you little bitches now getting hardons over these guys fucking these girls, bitched about guys being in the apartments both here and B1,B2. 🤣
  8. Barbie sucking the cock. Going to get fucked while guest in the living room!!
  9. Only time he isn't there is when they are taking a shit. 🤣
  10. Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said no. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cinderella. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener.
  11. Surprised they haven't with Octavia. Mati would destroy her though. Guy threw her cigarette's out the window. Priceless 🤣
  12. Don't know what's worse. The shitty lighting or the shitty music. 🤣 God. I'm beginning to sound like the old timers. 🤣
  13. When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... But when I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot". Our whole family is really worried about my Grandfather's Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it particularly hard.
  14. Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking or highjacking? My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again. Got an email today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy. 🤣
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