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Time to wash the floor. Her feet are dirty. LOL shes just a dirty bitch, needs spanking! :P hmmm...i wonder who would be the one that would be up for it? :-\ Great photo just worried we only had it four times.

Cos someone asked if anyone would care to post the real thing instead of all the other trash. This is The Real Thing, and it ain't trash. Reality is more complex than a music clip? Really? Anyway, you at least watched it.

Gotta get your priorities right mate. Aussies know what's important in life.

Aussie 60's classic. Watch the whole clip if you can, 60 years of history.

Typical beancounter, just when it was starting to get interesting you fuck it all up by talking about money again. (If your not an accountant, you should be).

I thought I talk funny , I think you need more then Six pack Maate I don't Understand what you are talking LOL What do you mean you don't understand me? You quoted from two of my posts in one reply and got the most important parts right, Six Pack and Maaate. The rest is just letters and words. Now throw in a barbie and you got the makings of a perfect weekend!

Not being able to do things for yourself like that, which you take for granted. Mate of mine says he discovered the meaning of true love when he broke both his wrists when he had a motorbike accident. His wife had to do all that for him. Big fat hairy arse (that I'm guessing) he is.

No. But I saw something like that on Motherless.com once. Trust me, you don't fuck with a big red.

way to go tbg150 I am racist :-) I love this man https://www.youtube.com/embed/RWcVguB0GaY Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, don't fuck with Paul Weston. Paul Weston is special. He's the messiah, the second coming and if you knew how hard it is to come twice, you'd know how special that is. I am not fucking with him I love him he is my hero , he tells the way it is :-) Just like me, I say the way I see, if you knottiest, I sad I am racist :-) I love this man Nick, maaate, you got it half right. Yes, Paul Weston does tell it the way it is. You tell it the way you think it is, and trust me, it aint!

The worlds of CC and RLC are smoke and mirrors. They have nothing to do with simple heuristic methods such as Occam's Razor, which suggests that the explanation with the fewest assumptions and solutions is automatically the best answer. In this case, knowing what I know about this zoo, I'd say we're now talking either about epistemology or insanity. Occam's razor should suggest both, even though they may or may not be entirely unrelated assertions. But yet Occam's razor fails: both assertions are simple; neither can be proved to be true or false. Maybe the damn method works...but how can I be sure? My most reasonable solution now is to pour myself another drink... (Cripes...can you imagine that!! I mean, some guy on this board actually has a fucking education and knows what-the-fuck Occam's Razor is. He and I need to apply for the next round of "Team Jeopardy." . . .Alex would be flabbergasted at our immense intellectual power...) He fucked her mother. I can't prove it, I just know. That's only one assumption based on what I know so it must be right. Hang on, she found out, that's two assumptions. But how? Her mother sent him an e-mail and she read it. That's two more assumptions. He fucked her mother, who sent him an e-mail to say how good it was. Diana read it and when she challenged him he said he wanted to do it again, but as a mother / daughter threesome this time, but she told him she wasn't interested and made him sleep on his own. Shit, I think that's too many assumptions. He fucked her mother. I can't prove it, I just know. but it's all I know and therefore it's only one assumption based on what I know so it must be right. I think I've already had to much to drink. Either that or I forgot my medication today. Hang on, that's two assumptions so................................................

way to go tbg150 I am racist :-) I love this man https://www.youtube.com/embed/RWcVguB0GaY Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, don't fuck with Paul Weston. Paul Weston is special. He's the messiah, the second coming and if you knew how hard it is to come twice, you'd know how special that is.

Sorry, I didn't even get the name of all the ones I pierced, let alone a photo.

Did a search on Pirate, couldn't find him in the members, so followed Nick's trail. Man, a six pack and three hours later, what a read, like a good book you don't want to put down. I recommend it to all newbies, take the time to read the old posts (especially the 'old dudes' threads). Like any good novel, there's some awesome characters, some I've already shared a Scotch with, TBG150 and Foamy T. (TBG suggested the scotch, not realising I'd already pissed off Foamy criticising Maya. Might have been too late so already locked up the car in the garage, secured the attic and sent the birds north for the winter so closed down the bird feeder). Others I'll follow like Woody and Pepe. What happened to Bulging Cheeks? Would have enjoyed crossing paths with him. Take him out pig hunting with the dogs and then lose him somewhere. Pirate was right about the fucked up country and I share many of his pet hates so don't be surprised if I pick up in some areas where he left off. Self righteous arseholes like Bulgachica or whatever his name was, just make things worse. Then there's Nick. Individual posts don't mean much, pretty amusing and harmless. But read them all together and there's a pattern. Don't want to spoil the novel's plot, but I think he's fake. It's either someone pretending to be him, or him pretending to be someone he isn't. (Don't worry, makes perfect sense to me). Or I might be completely wrong and he "disappeared" Pirate like he keeps threatening to do! Anyway I'm outa here. I might have another six pack and do some more reading tonight, but at the moment I've still got the image of those twins in my head and a hard on (not as common as it used to be) and she who will be obeyed just came home! Before anyone complains, a thread called Thanks means I can just about write anything I like, it's all covered, thanks for the interesting read, thanks for the Scotch with the boys, thanks for the boner that I wouldn't have got.

I suspect, however, he was hung more like a koala. You'd have to ask one of the few real females on CC; I wouldn't know. (Of course, half of them are lezzies, so they would not know or care, either... ;D) He should be so lucky, and the girls too. You do realise that a koala penis splits into two, so he can fuck both holes at the same time! Or two girls at the same time if they lie back to back. I can picture it now, awesome. Twins even!!!!!! Shit, this just gets better. No wonder they always look tired and sleep all day.

This isn't actually the Video or Pictures thread, it's actually "OMG LOOOOOOK THEY ARE HAVING SEXXXXXX" and that's what was being discussed, the quality of the sex.

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Like most of you on this thread I'm sort of new around here. Please tell me this isn't the images you are all getting excited about! (Attachment Purged)

And you know this how?

I do not question your prowess in bed, I just wonder if you often renews you in the way you fuck, not to be boring to watch... May be you'd be more interesting when you spend vacuuming... lol PS) As for the google translator, I confirm That is shit ! Haven't seen any sex here that gets me overly turned on, even in some of the old posts, though I guess most of the videos and photos have been deleted. Watching the ladies, clothed or nude, whatever they are doing, very entertaining though. I've got mirrors in my bedroom, not on the ceiling, and can assure you you're not missing anything there either. But then I'm not trying to entertain the masses, just satisfy my wife. Vacuuming, in the nude like the gorgeous Maya, don't go there, I'd definitely avoid that!!!

What? There was another Aussie here? If he was yor tipycal Aussie he wuld hafe bean hyghly intteligent, well spokin, an hung like a donkey, just like me. Got on with Nick did he? Will check that out.

So didn't really miss anything at all. Maya is more interesting when she is cleaning and cooking than she is giving Stepan a blow job. But then for many of us, it's not all about just sex. I think you are very demanding about sex all these couples and would be curious to see the infinite diversity of your exploits in bed. Criticism is easy but art is difficult ! Maybe from now on I'll post in English, let the translator convert it to Chinese, then German, then French, then maybe Japanese and finally back to English, that way I can figure out what it is that gets lost in the translation, if that is what is happening. I didn't see any demands about sex in my post of this or any other couple. In fact, I stated Maya cleaning and cooking would be more interesting than her giving someone a blow job (unless of course it was me). As for my exploits in bed, explosive, maybe even earth moving, but certainly not artistic. More front row forward than rhythmic gymnast, but I don't get any complaints or criticism.