KarenKraft

A prospective boss might try the one with her tongue hanging out to actually see if she really knows how to use it. LOL If that tongue is good enough for her dad and brother, I'm sure the boss will find it just fine.

I have a tremendous advantage over most other people when figuring out what Obama does and why he does it. See, I read both of his books -- cover to cover. He is a pretty good writer and the stories are inspiring. That said, however, it is clear that he is not Pro-American at all. If anything, the man is Anti-American. Not that he champions any body else's cause; no, he champions his own cause of bringing America down. He feels the same about all "colonialist" powers of the past. Were he the PM of GB he would be doing the same destructive activities against that country. Is is a self-appointed Satan-anointed judge, jury, and executioner of "The First World." If the Lord Almighty won't cause the meed to inherit the world, Obama has taken on the task of making it easier by crippling as much of the civilized world as he can. In some ways, he is the Anti-Christ.

Probably the best for all concerned.

It's nice that they thought ahead: posting their bullshit online so that, in the off chance that one day they might grow up and want to get a job, this will be there for the prospective bosses to see. Good job! Reminds me of this:

* giggle * Thank you.

If you look directly at Algore, you see the chubby nut job who got rich screwing his country. But when you look away, out of the corner of your eye, you can almost get a glimpse of ManBearPig. It does not work well in video, but if you look sideways when Albert ButtPlug is on the screen, for a quick instant, you will notice that the nice fat bloke on the screen is an illusion. Indeed, there is a form of hypnosis that makes ManBearPig look like a Democrat in the full, frontal view. * gasp * Here is what you can see when you most look away from a still photo of the pussy-beast:

Errr, um, yes. I hope you had a marvelous birthday; you're the veritable sweetheart of CC; may you be blessed with a Pulitzer and the sale of screen rights next week. And drive a hard bargain on the toy rights; they're worth a fortune to a writer, too, especially if you can get Victoria's Secret, McDonald's, and Duracel all involved with design and marketing. :P ;D Victoria Secret? Hmmm. Would work for them for free -- that is, in exchange for product. But to do that I would have to get back into eating salads dressed with squeezed lemon.... for dinner. Ugh.

In the U.S., the Democrat party is an amazing thing. It commands what we call in the U.S. “a great ground game,” having worked race, sex, and ethnic identity issues into a nearly complete substitute for patriotism. For them, nobody is “an American;” people are, instead, Black, Poor, Female, Spastic Fucked up Disabled, Hispanic (no definition for that term, of course) or otherwise picked-on by someone or something which has caused a perceived grievance for which the Party becomes their advocate. Indeed, the basic idea of community organizing is to create grievances if none are present when you first encounter a group. It is true, they have a great ground game because the mostly-young zealots are poorly informed and think they are fighting the good fight against Hitler or his progeny (read: “Republicans). This sells very well amongst the low-information voters who have no actual political opinions but who want to appear to be enthusiastic in support of a cause of some sort – so as not to appear to be as poorly informed as they really are. So, now that we have eight ( 8 ) years of Curious George (Kerry is The Man in the Yellow Hat), they now want to have another go at fucking things up even more, offering a candidate so corrupt and reptilian that she inspires trust and confidence in Richard Nixon – even dead Richard Nixon. Who is this bitch, after all? Well, one way of looking at it is that she is Monica Lewinsky ex-boyfriend’s wife. She also is a self-serving traitor, having made millions for herself (Clinton Foundation) (while “serving” as Secretary of State) from foreign governments in exchange for favors and promises of favors. Like Curious George, there is nothing she has ever touched that has not eventually gone bad – very bad. That includes Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend, of course. The Democrats got their zeal and developed their chops, so to speak, during the Cold War, where they talked tough from time to time but were mildly supportive of the USSR. They enslaved and tormented Black people for decades and now claim that all that American South shit was done by Republicans. This time, however, I think they’ve gone too far. Even a slack-jaw ignorant electorate is smart enough to see that this Gila Monster should never be President.

You're welcome, RB. And Welcome to CC. -KK

One of the all-time most-beautiful songs, IMHO. Good pick, Mr. W.

They barely have the goods to make a few warheads. They have mostly unreliable delivery systems at present. But were one small nuke to make it all the way to Tel Aviv and do its job Israel, who has well over 400 nuclear warheads and many ways to deliver them, will retire the Persians to Atlantis -- forever. This is sad for me, by the way, since the best pistachios in the world come from Tabriz. But, being a good sport, I will buck up under the strain of that disappointment. You know: for the greater good. :: grin ::

Good one, RubberBall. Here's one for you:

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, “So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, “No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The actions finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish? Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No. Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish? Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

Thank you!

I'm not surprised. See, these folks all major(ed) in Feelings, with a minor in Fairness. That's a good thing, you understand -- if you want to get a job at MSNBC .... or something. :: eyeroll ::

Some good points, Woody. But what is paramount is this: Whenever you hear liberal friends talking about elections, always remember to say, "It's stupid to vote! Never vote! Why, all the politicians are the same: they are all controlled by the banks, Wall St., and the oil companies, even if they say that they are against those things. If you vote for any of them then you are part of the problem!" Like sheep, they are inclined to buy that bullshit and stay home on election day. Works every time.

I am gonna be so fucked now. Somewhere between the NSA, the IRS, and now Google, there's no place for a squirrel to hide anymore. :-[ Maybe I should skip the pecans and start collecting the buds from the neighbor's growing operation... Don't tell Google that it's your birthday. It already knows, of course, but it's sufficiently well mannered that it will not give you a special birthday search doodle. Maybe just one like this: But thank you for the kind birthday wishes, M. écureuil.

Sub-human Mussy bag of puke caught before it could kill American military personnel. It is sometimes called “Booker” but it calls itself…… No civil trial for this type of vomit. Firing squad before the end of the month, I say.

Yet again. Yup. Another recipe for a riot. Why do they do it? Because they're stupid? Partly. But mostly because they are politically correct. What am I talking about? The cop who shot the fleeing guy in the back five times, killing him. So.... what causes a riot? Easy. Let me explain. They charge the cop with first degree murder -- a killing driven not by anger or passion but by malice aforethought and premeditation. So what, you ask? He shot the dude in the fucking back, right? Right. However, since there was a scuffle and a heated exchange, they should have charged the asshole with manslaughter. Easy conviction. Bye bye asshole cop. But NO! They have to charge him with Murder One. They will not get a conviction on M1, my friends. And THAT will cause a riot. Ta-dah! Simple as that. The P.C. world is eating itself and the rest of us alve.

True that. But there's some nasty shit we haven't heard spoken publicly yet. Like the fact that she fucks Huma Abedin (that is to say, she makes the girl eat her out -- can you imagine -- :: barf :: )-- that's Anthony Weiner's wife. The Clintons are enough to make M. de Sade blush. Talk about a goat rodeo presidency that shit-crew would make. Hillary will never be president. She knows that. She wants to collect as much money as she can, lose, and steal all of the unspent money from the failed campaign. The Election Commission would hyperventilate about it for a couple of years while she and Bill move off shore with all the money -- having played America yet again. Bill, for all his defects, is smart VERY smart. Hillary is an idiot. Bill has some charm and charisma. Hillary is the personification of a yeast infection. So, she will collect a lot of campaign contributions but spend almost nothing on the election. She and Bill won't lose; the Democrat candidate will lose. Bill and Hillary will ride off into the sunset with their ill-gotten gains yet again. The best Republican ticket is Scott Walker for President and Marco Rubio as his V.P. running mate. Eight years of Walker followed by eight years of Rubio. It will take much of that time to set the country right again, to fix the Bush-Obama bullshit show. But that's just my opinion. I might be wrong. I might be wrong: