Yeah, I suppose it was my fault. But he started it with his stupid purging video.
And Karen,.. Don't you ever, not now, or in the future, ever eat no tape worm! They are not your friends, and they make lousy pets.
I wouldn't need much help learning to "purge;" I would just have to imagine french kissing that weird little bitch to lose it. What a creep! It's like she's auditioning for A&E's show, Intervention, or something. Ugh!
I like to stay slender -- it's true. And if I decide to binge, the thought would never enter my mind to purge. The whole point is to binge on something yummy -- not watch it float around in the toilet bowl twenty minutes later. That's disgusting.
But then again, there are videos that instruct people about how to use the turn signal lever attached to the steering column.
I want to make a YouTube video telling people how to make a freaking video:
NO, THE ON-CAMERA MIC IS NO GOOD! USE A LAPEL MIC. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE, FUCK OFF -- DON'T MAKE A VIDEO; WRITE A LETTER.
HEY! SPEND TEN BUCKS AND GET A FOAM RUBBER WIND-GUARD FOR YOUR MIC IF YOU ARE GOING TO WORK OUTDOORS.
PUT THE LAPEL MIC IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CLOTHING FOR GODSAKES..... NOT ON ONE SIDE, ON A POCKET, ETC. AND THEN STARTING TALKING AND MOVING YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT SHIT HERE AND THERE. USE TWO (2) MICS IF YOU'RE A SPASTIC AND HAVE TO JERK YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO LOOK AT STUFF WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT STUFF.... ASSHOLE !
It would be a cute, informative video. A family video, perhaps.