KarenKraft

https://youtu.be/52tE4ZdJhzA

As an umpire, what's the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you during an argument? -- Mark Powers McClelland: Oh boy. A long time ago at a game in Triple-A, Jack McKeon was the manager in Omaha. He came out and said "I know you got that call right, but I have a big, full house here and my team isn't playing very well. Can we just stand out here and argue a little bit? I am just going to stand here and bob my head and raise my hands a little bit, but I am not mad at you. I just want to put on a little bit of a show. When I'm done you run me and I'll go to the dugout." I said, "That's fine, whatever you need to do, go ahead and do it." So I told him I had a good dinner last night at [restaurant] and asked if he's ever been there. He said no, and started kicking the dirt and raising his hands and said "but maybe I should try it out sometime! Well, I think this was enough, why don't you run me now." So I did and he walked away.

https://youtu.be/WtxPdkzmk_4

SUMMER NIGHTS IN ISLA MUJERES Power hour. Ever play that game? The basic idea is that every sixty (60) seconds You drink a shot glass of beer. Just a shot. You do this for the full hour. No puking, no peeing. In the end, everybody is quite sure They can sing just like Vicente Fernandez. Go ahead! Give it a try! (or don’t) See if I care, Guey!

... which, after a couple of "good try" throws, became a miraculous home run !!!!!!!!!

Gonna put it on Air B&B during SXSW? :: grin ::

In Austin, 6th Street is serious business, particularly on the weekends and on summer night. But sometimes there's better music on South Congress.

Santo and Johnny were okay And, after all, it was their song, But Les Paul pwned the original version here:

-nite.

Austin?

YAY !!!! That's right! And the best part is that neither Fr. Foam or I don't speak German! .... slow news day .....

They don't like to be called hogs!

I knew that. I also know that some highways have special ramps for the big trucks hauling teenage runaways. We have a lot of runaways in L.A., mostly in the Hollywood area, but I guess they hitch a ride after the trucks offload them at the runaway ramps. You can tell that they came from The Ramps by their gravelly voices. .... sorry .....

Oh! The Huge Manatees! http://premium.imagesocket.com/images/2015/05/27/2789729-qrry.jpg

B A T T I N G R i t u a l s

"Plunk that punk!" the catcher signaled.

Ich bin sicher, er wird immer mit uns zu marschieren im Geiste.

"Oh! The Huge Manatees!"

https://youtu.be/BcL---4xQYA