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Mary Tyler Moore is a guest on the David Letterman Show. Letterman asked her what was the funniest joke she ever heard. She answered: “One day a man went to go see a big shot talent agent to see if he would consider representing him. The agent said “well, I’ve got to see want kind of talent you have.” Well, the man shows him. The agent watched him mesmerized and saw how great he could dance, heard him singing beautifully, saw him act and listened to his comedy routines. The agent was amazed at all the talent this man had. He wanted to sign him up right away so he asked him what his name was. “Well,” the man replies, “My parents gave me a rather odd name…my name is Penis Van Lesbian.” The agent says, “Oh no, that name won’t work. We have to change your name.” The agent thinks for a while, trying to figure out a good name for him. All of a sudden the agent says, “I’ve got the perfect name for you! From now on your new name will be ‘Dick Van Dyke’.”

Hey, Stone, why don't you tell us a bit more about your little scooter -- with the V8 engine!

The one not named Claude. 😄

'Stoking the fires': Texas newspaper torches 'bombastic, bullying' Trump over his upcoming Waco rally On Thursday, March 23, The Houston Chronicle's editorial board released a piece expressing concern about the upcoming rally scheduled for Saturday, March 25. "Go to Waco, we suggest. Go to Waco to take in Baylor football and basketball, and the Armstrong-Browning Library on the Baylor campus," it wrote. "Marvel at a fossil herd of Ice Age mammoths and enjoy a forested municipal park along the banks of the Brazos and Bosque rivers, sample Chip and Joanna Gaines’s ever-expanding Fixer Upper empire. Don’t bother with a bombastic, bullying candidate inclined to incitement and bent on 'retribution.' His appearance is ample reason to stay home."

'Character counts': Republican author shreds 'shameful' GOP for electing 'criminal' Donald Trump Veteran Republican political consultant, author, and Lincoln Project senior advisor Stuart Stephens says..."the GOP deserves to bear the scars of former President Donald Trump's legal predicaments." "I think the Republican Party is shameful and not standing up for the rule of law, which is what this is. The reason there's a former president being indicted is because the Republican party nominated and elected a criminal. No more complicated than that."

Look at it now. The second one I can't find a duplicate for. The Imgur link is all I have.

https://i.imgur.io/oYiRIMc_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Someone said, "IMAGINE YOUR HISTORY BEING SO BAD YOU WANT TO BAN PEOPLE FROM LEARNING IT." Marinate on that.

That takes queefing to a whole other level. 😄

Why did the Republican Party lose the 2020 election? Because they played the trump card.

Thanks, Moos. Much appreciated, mate.

Noldus, have Clara and Stas ever been on RLC?

It's the white areas in the second map where no one lives. In other words, the big red areas in the first map.