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jimbo4

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  1. The thing is SC it says more about her than it does about him. We know him to be a bellend but have always thought of her as semi-intelligent....It appears not !๐Ÿ™„
  2. Not disputing that at all, but you can only compare like with like. I have compared her with herself. Just as you can only compare her work ethic with her former efforts.
  3. Not as nice as it used to be as with all of her, mother nature is working her magic and Leora is not immune from it as can be seen if people wipe away the rose petals from their eye's, not only is the arse starting to deteriorate but also the thighs with the dreaded cellulite and the rest of the body is getting soft.....Still looks OK but her halcyon days are behind her ( excuse the pun ) Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but she is no different to any other woman of her age. Don't kill the messenger !! ๐Ÿ˜
  4. And that jj is the problem.๐Ÿ˜ž
  5. Much of what you state is factual, but you will always find split opinions on these two people. You will have those who don't think they are good viewing nowadays, there are those that no matter what they do will always think the sun shines out of their arses, then those that only watch for Leora and will not watch if Paul is involved, then those who say they don't watch when he is involved but actually do, some will state that night vision makes no difference( Fucking Imbeciles ) and those that watch Leora and give a different assessment on her depending how good or how bad she performed, whilst that are finally those who dislike her for no reason at all while the acolytes on the forum worship the ground that she walks on no matter what she does......Different strokes for different folks !๐Ÿ™„
  6. ๐Ÿ˜‚ That answer Greg was as predictable as Leora and Paul are, the only difference mate is that I would at least get a laugh out of watching you.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ต
  7. Something else to ponder either now or when they are in full swing, they are now officially that boring and predictable so you will not be missing anything. Would you rather have a bad blowjob from a good looking woman or a great one from an ugly minger.
  8. Unusual for an ex soldier to be so fucking minging, not looked on as good by fellow soldiers and not unusual if being unhygienic to be given a hard time by fellow soldiers......I use the term "hard time " in the loosest sense of the expression and should be interpreted as your imagination suits.
  9. I wonder how long before RLC cater for the Gay community and have two guys together......Don't even think I am asking for myself ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜‚
  10. Any thoughts on Transsexual ? ๐Ÿ˜„
  11. Great song Aussie, I thought the Seekers nailed it though...
  12. It probably doesn't enhance the situation with Leora having the red rag flying @RAME
  13. Not so sure you are totally correct there SC, she usually looks delighted when he fucks off out or goes to bed.๐Ÿ˜„
  14. Straight choice between Leora & Lurch and the FA Cup Final.โšฝโšฝ No contest !! Manchester City 1 Manchester United 2 ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ Both teams showed better and longer foreplay than the two Muppets, the actual game had everything to keep the viewers watching.....Passion, Variation, Excitement, Surprises and Energy !......And 90 minutes of action, that's more than the "stunned one" produces in a year. And they didn't go straight to bed after their exhaustion, they went on the piss๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿป until the early hours celebrating!๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰
  15. Numbnuts doesn't have the mental or physical capacity to satisfy any woman let alone Leora.
  16. Watching her when she went to fetch it last night, she picked it up looked at it flexed it and noticed something she wasn't happy with, perhaps a split in the material, she went and got scissors and cut a portion of the end of it which included the sucker pad. Still did the job but she will probably get another one if she is not happy with what is left...There's no doubt she can easily accommodate it in her pussy and it looks as if she will also use it periodically for anal satisfaction.
  17. First time on the balcony this year for a bate. It made a change, a pity she didn't get her tits out sooner and it would have been nice if she had removed her panties....But hey, just a break from the monotony of predictability was a change. I know some people don't particularly enjoy the balcony because of the audio quality but I find personally that that is a small price to pay if you are seeing her in daylight ( and night ) possibly teasing the neighbours, and if she needs company she can always take Mr Black or Mr Purple with her to interact with. Plus today the timing was reasonable for some of Europe for a change.
  18. She will just go and buy a new one, she has plenty of money to afford it. Either that or set up a "crowd fund me appeal" to her Luvvies to finance the purchase.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
  19. She should get one to affix to Dick Head Paul, so she can then squat above him and let him see close up what pleasure a permanently hard cock gives a girl. ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต
  20. Did anyone else realise that prior to the purple dildo being introduced last night that she had reduced the length of it in the bathroom by cutting off the base and a small part of the shaft where it appears to have split.
  21. He barely knows how to fuck her conventionally let alone anally....He's far too uncoordinated to manage anything other than feeding his face and sleeping.
  22. A new PB ( personal best ) for the retarded one in two of the three disciplines. Into the bathroom for 3 event freestyle steeplechase..1; Face wash ( soap-less ) 15 seconds ( a new European record ) 2; Teeth clean 44 seconds.( one of his slowest of the season, has been known to do 23 seconds with a prevailing wind.) 3; Hair wash handicap with shampoo...80 seconds ( new Czech record ) A new combined record of 2min 19sec's. This guy is a giant among men, the only challenger to his bone idleness and lack of personal hygiene is himself.....Before the month end he will recapture his old sparkle and shave at least 10 seconds from the teeth clean. Dirty filthy bastard !! ๐Ÿคข And that's the best Leora was capable of getting.๐Ÿ˜•
  23. More slack than a bloodhounds jaw !
  24. Give her a couple of tries and she will grow into it Howard. She has a "one size fits all " pussy.
  25. As a finely tuned machine who is able to run jump fuck and fight to extremes mere mortals such as ourselves can only dream off he is obviously reluctant to peak too soon. As we have witnessed the whole process is physically exhausting, which necessitates long and frequent periods of rest and recuperation. At the present time he has a "personal best " (PB) of 32 seconds with one hand on the toothbrush, hoping to break through the pain barrier and achieve a minimum of 3 minutes eventually, providing his rotten teeth last that long. He has perfected the soap-less bath system which he tried to patent without much success outside of the homeless and destitute fraternity, but with his usual determination he is continuing with it as Leora likes stinky breathed body reeking nose picking macho men.
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