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  1. That's her gay buddy.. Looks like he's put on a little weight.
  2. When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my ass but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each other and cried, especially me because it was the truck from the electric company there to turn off the lights. ...Dad beat my ass again…
  3. I've seen her listening too and dancing to Samba music on occasion...
  4. Linda still has magnificent titties...
  5. My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and then put the cat in the backyard. When our Uber arrived, we walked out of our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our parakeet we didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because I didn't want the Uber driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the Uber all hot and bothered. Then to my absolute embarrassment and amusement he said as the car pulled away, "Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again either." The silence in the Uber was deafening.....
  6. A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired Cowboy in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous young woman in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The woman says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired Cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old Cowboy replies, "You bet. Just get that lion out of there."
  7. Yes, Martina and Alberto.... and Taco... Nice BBQ and swim...
  8. Well they look a lot better on her... That's for sure...
  9. Do these girls ever do anything other than pop each other's zits?
  10. Anybody on the internet can see her naked anytime they want... I'm sure she doesn't mind if a couple of neighbors see her...
  11. Why would Nelly go visit Martina in an apartment with a mate that has to retire early for work when Martina can go visit a villa with a pool and other accommodations and set ups for a party life?
  12. A man walks into the bar with a slab of asphalt under one arm, sits down and tells the bartender... I'll have two beers, one for me & one for the road.
  13. Looks like an assault sewing machine...
  14. WTF is that machine she's sewing with?
  15. Not on camera.. She might be worth watching if she did...
  16. That would be worth the price of admission...
  17. They could give each other language lessons...
  18. Never noticed much if any interaction between M and Karol but now that they're neighbors do you think we'll be seeing some visits between these two apartments?
  19. I noticed the room layout was similar.. We get the balcony cam that M&A are missing...
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