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  1. A hard decision but here is my top five: 1 Leora's Sunday afternoon/evening 'will she won't she' nearly masturbation. 2 Nora's red corset and stockings sex session. 3 Diana's drunken school girl outfit sex leading to anal. 4 Maria's maid outfit sex 5 Mighty Mouse (Elena's guest) sex sessions. All of them were great! Oh and just to add, I have enjoyed the lesbian sex. A great lesson in how to enjoy something when a vital part is missing!!!!
  2. He went down on her for 17 minutes and for the first 15 minutes she never actually moved her any bit of her entire body. She never made a single sound. She gave him no feedback as to whether she was enjoying it or not. Suddenly after 15 mins she then made one little sound followed by another. The 'moan' was barely audible as was the second 'moan'. Finally after 17 mins of playing a corpse she finally came and let out a 'moan' that was again barely audible. Stepan and Maya are a wonderful couple who love each other and love their pets. They live a lovely and loving life sadly their lovemaking totally contradicts Maya's sexy persona. Maybe Stepan is into 'necrophilia' and Maya kindly plays the role of the 'corpse'. Whatever..... sooooo fucking boring.....
  3. I think the stats tell one story. Who can argue with Chinese being the biggest language, however, mandarin is totally useless if you are travelling the world!!! English and Spanish allows people to travel most of the world and never have a problem communicating with local people. This is what makes English in particular the true 'world language'. Apparently more than 60 million people in China speak English. That is more than the number of Brits living in the UK!!! Spanish covers a large area of the globe and if our US friends are to be believed it is rapidly becoming of equal use as English in some states!!! English is THE world language. Everyone should learn it then I can safely travel the world without my translation book!!!
  4. Hey Paul why are using the code name 'Eclipsed'!!! LOL!! That is one great testimonial for your sexual abilities!!! If only we knew you were better than 7 other guys on this planet and equal to a high school boy and a computer geek. How did we know that never ever, ever, ever giving Leora an orgasm of any kind. Only going down on her about three times in a year, and never, ever, ever managing to locate her clitoris. Or insisting she sucks your dick at regular intervals to ensure it gets hard enough to enable you to pound blindly away for, err, three minutes, would make you such a stud!!!! Being such a stud of course entitles you to sit around all day playing on your computer and never, ever, ever (notice a theme here!) lifting a finger in the apartment to clean or cook or wash! For sure Paul you are one lucky man. We useless pieces of shit on this forum bow down to your superior qualities. We promise never to be critical ever, ever, ever again. LOL!!!!!!
  5. What do you girls think when you see Paul and his bent dick crawling all over our lovely Leora?
  6. I watched Efim arrive home tonight. There was no welcome home from Diana, no words were spoken between them and Diana is alone asleep in bed and Efim has joined the rest of the RLC men playing on their computers! I am sad to say that I can't see their relationship lasting much longer. As a massive Diana fan I would be sad to see her leave but I hope she does move on and ends the relationship with baby boy Efim!
  7. If they all fucked off and left tall guy with the pony tail and his small girlfriend alone we might get a re-run of their previous visit which was great. She is a hot girl and swallowed a great load last time! Efim is a prick most of the time but when he is pissed he tries to act the fool even more. There are nice drunks and there are prick drunks.... Efim is the prick!!! Such a shame because Diana is potentially (well I think she is already) the sexiest fuck in RLC. She is mature and adventurous and is up for anything. She needs a mature man not a man-child!
  8. Blondie is now less blonde!!!! Not bad!!!
  9. I agree she is perfect. A girl who loves football and loves herself and is happy to show every inch of that gorgeous body. She even rivals Nora as the queen of RLC!!!!!
  10. The guy deserves a fucking medal for trying that hard!!! Fuck he made her cum at least twice and the best she can do is a shitty attempt at a handjob!!! She couldn't even do that right so he finished himself off!!! 10/10 for effort from him. 8/10 for her looking hot. 1/10 for her efforts to please him. Women need to be taught in school how to handle a dick. She was useless!!!!
  11. the red head always wears Kira's slippers! I think her friend is straight. Sadly also she hides from the cameras. I wonder if she is a relation?
  12. she is very sweet and does everything she can to please Nina.
  13. I hope you are right. I miss her gorgeous breasts.
  14. Yes for sure
  15. One of them is Dasha's sister. She is sooo like her.
  16. i agree with every word you have said chillerbg. Well said. I am a total Nora lover!
  17. I think Maya's give hers a challenge!!! A test squeeze would help decide!!!!
  18. So we got our Christmas wish!!! RLC realise Leora is the star of RLC and rewarded her with a great apartment. Leora will love the image on the wall in the kitchen. London is her favourite place and Big Ben is the most famous clock in the world. Such a great image. I am really pleased for Leora. She deserves the best.
  19. These two have the most boring sex in the world. Maya acts like a corpse. She hardly ever moves an inch whilst he is down on her. Yawn, yawn, yawn!!!!
  20. Nora looks like she is reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey'!!! Maybe she will get tied up soon!!!
  21. Leora from February is still the sexiest thing ever seen on RLC. That Sunday afternoon/night she was sexier and more turned on than she has ever been since. We all waited and waited to see if she would go all the way....sadly she held back but WOW what a way to spend a wonderful Sunday afternoon!!!
  22. I knw what you mean but Ruslan was such a stinky lazy dog beating piece of shit that no way is Demid like him. Hopefully Ruslan is now with the rest of the cockroaches underground. Demid is totally opposite in his desire to be clean. He spends more time washing than Ruslan spent sleeping. Demid is actually worse in bed than Ruslan. 10 minutes is a great session for Demid and that includes time to set his computer up, have a blow job. Bang from behind and then wipe down Dasha, take a shower and start watching a movie on his PC!!!!
  23. Oh that's good she should be ok in sub zero Siberian temperatures!!! LOL!!!
  24. She must be freezing if she is on the balcony!
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