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I understand your sentiments entirely. I think the problem is language. We have words like 'like', 'care' and 'love' Each of them can be used to describe how we feel about someone but can often be either too strong or too weak to really describe how we truly feel. I 'care' for you can sound far too weak if we want to express a strong desire. I 'like' you equally often understates what we want to say. I 'love' you very often is used to describe how we feel but can often be considered far too strong an emotion if a relationship or mere friendship is quite new or remote. In addition how these words are spoken can also be misunderstood or express the wrong amount of emotion. I 'like' many people or things. I 'care' for quite a few people or things and I 'love' a few special people or things. And yet we tend to say we 'love' everyone and everything far more than we say 'like' or 'care'. We need a word that is stronger than 'like' and 'care' but is weaker than 'love'. I can't think of one!! Suffice to say carry on loving who you do and don't worry what anyone thinks. I 'loved' Diana and 'love' Leora and 'Zoya' or should I say I 'like' them all. Whatever words we use it doesn't really matter!!!!
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Zoya can sleep longer than any person I have ever known or observed! I cannot understand who she lives in one time zone and sleep as though she is in another! I could understand it if she did shift work whereby she worked night shift in a factory but as far as I can tell she doesn't do this. Whatever... but holy shit she can sleep for 12 or 14 hours. It's now nearly 6:30 in the evening their time and she is still asleep!!! I gotta say when she has no sheets covering her she looks stunning. A sleeping beauty if ever I saw one!!!
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Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
That's the greatest understatement since the Greek government announced it had a few financial problems!!! Her whole body is a work of art. It rivals Nora's for the best body on RLC. -
Here is one for all you conspiracy theorists...
van the man replied to TMR1's topic in Dasha & Demid (10/03/14 - 07/12/17)
The truth is Paul and Demid attended Sex School with the primary objective to achieve more than 3 minutes continuous pumping inside their respective partners. The Putin School for Sex Improvement in Moscow was founded by Vladimr Putin when he was the head of the KJB. He discovered that almost all Russian men are so bad at sex that the Motherland is full of masturbating women left frustrated by their useless partners. Putin recognised something had to be done to save Russian women from their trigger happy menfolk. Paul and Demid were chosen to be the first intake as their televised performances were making Russia a laughing stock particularly amongst US, UK and European watchers. Their masturbating partners were given the choice of a holiday or self tanning sessions. Dasha decided to visit Italy to set up their holiday home which they could rent out for the summer season to old friends. Leora favoured unlimited tanning sessions and time home alone to refine her masturbating technique in anticipation of Paul failing to successfully graduate from Sex School. Putin rang Leora to confirm her expectations of Paul's failure and he advised the baking of his favourite cake to lift his spirits upon his return home with his tail between his legs and still pointing towards his asshole. The next intake for Sex School includes Dasha Blonde Guest's boyfriend who, following his even more dismal performances on international television, was ordered to report for therapy immediately. This coincided with the return of Demid who is yet to put his new found sex skills to the test. Don't ask me how I know these details. My security could be compromised. If I told you I would have to shoot you! Loose tongues sink ships! -
Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
I know she keeps herself cleaner than any other tenant including Leora!! I know she usually showers so was surprised she bathed but also wondered if she bated during her bath? -
Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
Wow did the gorgeous Zoya really bate in the bath? -
Taya and Yarik Pictures
van the man replied to euromike69's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
Maybe that was the problem? RLC may have discovered she was too young to be involved in RLC. -
I agree with every word you say. I got banned without explanation and without sharing anything. I hope RLC gets wiped out by a better competitor soon. All the competition have to do is poach Leora to move to their apartment and leave the rest (well actually I love Nora too but won't go on about it!!!) to their shit apartments and shit cameras. RLC will protect themselves into oblivion. They have no concept at all of customer service and no concept of quality service for a substantial price.
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They never bang like rabbits. The guy is so useless he can't manage more than three thrusts before he shoots his load. She has to move in slow motion to stop him coming instantly. 10 out of 10 though for spending more than 20 minutes licking her under the blanket. The poor twat must have been boiling and unable to breathe!! She lays there hardly moving and never uttering a single moan. Her and Maya could have a world championship play off to see who can remain motionless and silent the longest!!! Yawn!!!!!!!!
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Taya and Yarik Pictures
van the man replied to euromike69's topic in Taya & Yarik (06/24/15 - 07/21/15)
Once again RLC have messed up. A great apartment that is obviously too large for the cameras to adequately show what is going on! The very reason the apartment was set up to do!! Many cams will be permanently blurred by the sun shining through windows. RLC management are total dimwits. They manage to alienate their customers at every opportunity!!! -
Those jeans she is wearing are right out of the 1980's!!! Bananarama wore them on virtually everyone of their shit music vids!!!
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If your wife's ass is as good as Nora's then you are a very lucky man!!!
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Leora's ass is wonderful but Nora's is simply spectacular!!!!
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The fucking blonde bitch is punishing the cat again. I hope those two stupid spoilt fuckers leave RLC soon. I detest the stupid cunts.
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Zoya & Lev - Pictures (2015)
van the man replied to Gudari's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
All she needs to do is pour Vodka all over her pussy and he will be down there in seconds!!! -
Leora Masturbates Now - Split #1
van the man replied to a topic in Leora & Paul (06/28/13 - 06/19/19)
Leora is 100% authentic. She is a wonderful girl who loves to be watched and loves that we love watching her. Masturbation is the only sex act where the only thing that matters is pleasing ourselves. Once we find a technique that works for us why would we change! Leora's teasing of herself can last over an hour and once she gets to the point of total excitement she goes for it big style. It is wonderful to watch. Leora is a great girl. She is loving, kind, intelligent and artistic. She loves her dog and does everything she can to run a nice home for her and her partner. Paul may be a dork but if she loves him then she seems to do so unconditionally. As a major Nora fan I have to concede that Leora is the real star of RLC. -
His anger was purely because he wanted to have sex and the cat interrupted him. He pretends to be a mans man to his mates but he is a wimp who can't fuck for more than a minute!! As soon as he starts pumping away it's three thrusts and then a visit to the toilet!!! Lets hope the fuck face pisses off out of RLC as quickly as possible. Dumb blondie needs to ditch the shit face quickly. By the way I think I have anger issues!! I want to kick his fucking face in!!!
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The guy is a total wanker. He is totally useless at sex and now he hurts the cat and it is now terrified of him. How men treat any animal is a measure of their character. He has proven to be a total piece of shit. She is a pathetic dumb blonde and complete drama queen. She might have a great body and half pretty face but not protecting the cat from abuse again shows her worthless character. I have to say Russian society is in a bad way if the RLC couples are a fair reflection. Thank goodness for Maya and Stepan. At least they know what civilised behaviour is. You might have guessed by now that I am the worlds number one cat lover!!!
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Lev has some serious demons dominating him. Whatever they are it seems only disaster awaits him. Alcoholism is a serious disease and needs constant treatment. Zoya is going to have to be strong to cope with his aggression and mood swings. She seems to love and care for Lev so I think she is up to the task. Good luck to her. She seems to be a wonderful girl.
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Whatever the 'wanker' does or doesn't do, he has two babes hanging on his every word (and Ipad!!). How the fuck has he managed to score with a girl like Zoya!!! Is Russia entirely devoid of 'normal' men!!!! Putiin- get the fucker in the army and sort the twat out!!!
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I am confused by how familiar the guest is with Lev. Their closeness is beyond 'normal'. I feel sure she is Zoya's sister (or at least a relation of some sort) but even if she is I would consider her body language way too close and too intimate than what would be called the social norm. Zoya obviously has no problem with the situation and I'm sure nothing would happen between them (well Lev would probably jump at the chance to fuck her!) but it seems to overstep the social norms. What does anyone else think?
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I paid subscriptions for myself and Spielo. Could you please reinstate me as a paid member. Regards Van
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New apartment RLC.. Pleease!!
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Zoya & Lev (05/12/15 - 09/21/17)
She must be Zoya's sister. They are so alike... with one exception. I would lay my mortgage on the fact that she has had breast implant! Her tits look great under her tight top but they are plainly too big for the rest of her body. Being Zoya's sister you would expect her tits to be of a similar size!!! Both her and Zoya are very beautiful girls but what the fuck are they doing with that loser!!! Such a shame and a waste of prime womanhood!!!
