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If Efim is frigid then Rusian is fucking Ice Age cold!!! Something has happened between them to upset Efim but I would be surprised if it lasts long. He is too randy to go without sex for more than a couple of days!!!

That must be one long cock if you can dangle it in the water!!!! LOL!!!

I think Alanis has a pair of tits!

Sadly NONE! I miss them too!

I can't believe I missed it. I am determined to catch this beauty Katya in full flow. The only trouble is the smelly Rusian can't manage 'full flow!' Oh well bring on September and they might get round to doing it again!!!

I sum it up like this....'Sex is good but it's not as good as the real thing!'. '2 4 6 8 it's alright to masturbate!'

I agree she seems lovely. I just want her to stop from transforming into a porn star!!

Efim finally became a boy who prefers to play computer games rather than entertain his woman! She has been begging him to join her in bed for hours and all he does is play his stupid game. Oh well another one bites the dust! Diana needs to quickly get used to being ignored all night apart from a brief period when the boy turns into a sex machine for a few minutes before rushing back to his computer games!!!

She knows every pile of paper. It is all her study notes. Organised chaos!!

Golden Showers are pissing fantastic!!!!

If you ever think you are having a bad day just imagine yourself in the shoes of the Israeli soldier captured by Hamas. God help the poor young man. He must be terrified what they will do to him. Hopefully Israel will find him and bring him home. If they know where he is being held then blowing the whole place to pieces might save the soldier from weeks of torture. War is dirty but Hamas and Isis are truly beyond what even the devil would do!

Oh dear Maya what are you doing to yourself. First a huge tattoo on your thigh and now blonde streaks at the front of her hair but not all over. What next to make herself look as slutty as she can? Will she ruin those gorgeous breasts and have them artificially enhanced! What happened to the beautiful innocent looking girl we all loved from the start?

Wow you are a lucky man Dth. You must have had a very interesting sex life and love life. And they say no-one can have everything in life!!!!

Maybe just self indulgent.

Indeed. I always say there is more to sex than a quick poke! I might have a small dick but I always say I am not short tongued or have stubby fingers!!! Paul needs to learn how to make love rather than simply have intercourse! As you say the menu for sexual pleasure is full of wonderful things to do. Poor Paul has never got past chapter one!!! Nora knew how to make love that's for sure.

She is definitely a complex girl. We need to know why she has the need to act like she does. She is a very intelligent woman. Involved in the medical business, great at art, interesting reading choices. She may act like a little bimbo but she is much more than that.

I just wrote something similar in another thread. I am worried for her. I do think she has a lot to stimulate her in the apartment. She paints beautifully and is incredibly artistic. She is intelligent and reads many English Classics novels. She has own amount of time on the computer and obviously enjoys communicating with many friends. I do think they spend too much leisure time in the apartment and almost never have friends over (other the Leora and a couple of girl friends). They need to go out and play. Get drunk, dance and let Leora show off her wonderful body which must look great when she puts on her dressing up clothes. Funny enough I have never actually seen her in a nice little black dress and high heels. Take her out Paul, get her drunk, dance the night away and then come home and make wild passionate love to her for as long as you can. Well at least 10 minutes anyway!!!

LOL! Actually I thought Paul had become Scooter. He followed Leora around trying to get her interested but she was not having any of it. Something has changed in the dynamics between these two people. I think Leora has decided to simply love herself even more and has given up on Paul. Her obsession with looking in the mirror and plastering herself with after sun (or more accurately after sunbed!) is really getting out of hand. I do think she loves Paul and certainly needs him but seems to not want love making anymore. We need to know more. She is a wonderfully complex girl!!!

Their best song is 'Wouldn't it be Nice'. The words perfectly sum up how first love feels like and the longing to grow up and get a place of their own. Just brilliant.

I long to see Nora again. Maybe on 1st August we will get a new apartment and it will be Nora and Kiko back in Ukraine!!! Well I can dream!!!! I do think we will get a new apartment at the start of August.

What a great song. I defy anyone to listen to that and not feel better than they did before listening! Of course when I said I could sing it I meant only the chorus!!!!! It is defo a feel good song like all the Beach Boys records. I am loving the Diana/Efim house. I love their energy and the huge group of friends they have.

I can sing Plastic Bertrand's 'Ca Plane Pour Moi' but I haven't got a clue what the fuck I am singing about!!!

Yes

No it is not. She is much bigger than the girl from a few weeks ago.

Yes I do hope they could stop shooting missiles at each other. Watching RLC might finally bring peace to the world!!!!!!