van the man

I can't believe I missed it. I am determined to catch this beauty Katya in full flow. The only trouble is the smelly Rusian can't manage 'full flow!' Oh well bring on September and they might get round to doing it again!!!

I sum it up like this....'Sex is good but it's not as good as the real thing!'. '2 4 6 8 it's alright to masturbate!'

I agree she seems lovely. I just want her to stop from transforming into a porn star!!

Efim finally became a boy who prefers to play computer games rather than entertain his woman! She has been begging him to join her in bed for hours and all he does is play his stupid game. Oh well another one bites the dust! Diana needs to quickly get used to being ignored all night apart from a brief period when the boy turns into a sex machine for a few minutes before rushing back to his computer games!!!

She knows every pile of paper. It is all her study notes. Organised chaos!!

Golden Showers are pissing fantastic!!!!

If you ever think you are having a bad day just imagine yourself in the shoes of the Israeli soldier captured by Hamas. God help the poor young man. He must be terrified what they will do to him. Hopefully Israel will find him and bring him home. If they know where he is being held then blowing the whole place to pieces might save the soldier from weeks of torture. War is dirty but Hamas and Isis are truly beyond what even the devil would do!

Oh dear Maya what are you doing to yourself. First a huge tattoo on your thigh and now blonde streaks at the front of her hair but not all over. What next to make herself look as slutty as she can? Will she ruin those gorgeous breasts and have them artificially enhanced! What happened to the beautiful innocent looking girl we all loved from the start?

Wow you are a lucky man Dth. You must have had a very interesting sex life and love life. And they say no-one can have everything in life!!!!

Maybe just self indulgent.

Indeed. I always say there is more to sex than a quick poke! I might have a small dick but I always say I am not short tongued or have stubby fingers!!! Paul needs to learn how to make love rather than simply have intercourse! As you say the menu for sexual pleasure is full of wonderful things to do. Poor Paul has never got past chapter one!!! Nora knew how to make love that's for sure.

She is definitely a complex girl. We need to know why she has the need to act like she does. She is a very intelligent woman. Involved in the medical business, great at art, interesting reading choices. She may act like a little bimbo but she is much more than that.

I just wrote something similar in another thread. I am worried for her. I do think she has a lot to stimulate her in the apartment. She paints beautifully and is incredibly artistic. She is intelligent and reads many English Classics novels. She has own amount of time on the computer and obviously enjoys communicating with many friends. I do think they spend too much leisure time in the apartment and almost never have friends over (other the Leora and a couple of girl friends). They need to go out and play. Get drunk, dance and let Leora show off her wonderful body which must look great when she puts on her dressing up clothes. Funny enough I have never actually seen her in a nice little black dress and high heels. Take her out Paul, get her drunk, dance the night away and then come home and make wild passionate love to her for as long as you can. Well at least 10 minutes anyway!!!

LOL! Actually I thought Paul had become Scooter. He followed Leora around trying to get her interested but she was not having any of it. Something has changed in the dynamics between these two people. I think Leora has decided to simply love herself even more and has given up on Paul. Her obsession with looking in the mirror and plastering herself with after sun (or more accurately after sunbed!) is really getting out of hand. I do think she loves Paul and certainly needs him but seems to not want love making anymore. We need to know more. She is a wonderfully complex girl!!!

Their best song is 'Wouldn't it be Nice'. The words perfectly sum up how first love feels like and the longing to grow up and get a place of their own. Just brilliant.

I long to see Nora again. Maybe on 1st August we will get a new apartment and it will be Nora and Kiko back in Ukraine!!! Well I can dream!!!! I do think we will get a new apartment at the start of August.

What a great song. I defy anyone to listen to that and not feel better than they did before listening! Of course when I said I could sing it I meant only the chorus!!!!! It is defo a feel good song like all the Beach Boys records. I am loving the Diana/Efim house. I love their energy and the huge group of friends they have.

I can sing Plastic Bertrand's 'Ca Plane Pour Moi' but I haven't got a clue what the fuck I am singing about!!!

Yes

No it is not. She is much bigger than the girl from a few weeks ago.

Yes I do hope they could stop shooting missiles at each other. Watching RLC might finally bring peace to the world!!!!!!

So the fact that Israel protects its people better than Hamas protects its people makes the war unfair! Maybe to gain sympathy Israel should stop using its iron shield and let the hundreds of Hamas rockets hit their women and children! That prick would then have nothing to say!!! This war is so complicated that no amount of talking to each other or to useless American politicians will resolve anything. I have great sympathy with the Palestinian people. I think from reading about the area they have been harshly treated and have legitimate claims over disputed land. However Israel will NEVER stop fighting for the right to exist. They face a life or death, must win or lose and be wiped out position. The Arabs have to accept Israel is here to stay or the war will last forever. Islam has declared war against everyone and everywhere that is not a Muslim state. They believe they are on a mission from their God (commonly known as the Devil!). They too will not suddenly think 'Hey guys we think we have got this one wrong. Err sorry please take our weapons and by the way Jesus was great' As Nelson Mandela said you cannot compromise with those who will not listen. Appeasement NEVER works. Strength and the willingness to always protect your own way of life ALWAYS works. People like Jon Stewart are brilliant at taking the piss out of those seeking to come up with answers. I would love to hear what Jon Stewart would do to solve the problems in the Middle East. Now that would be one funny programme!!!

I think you should write erotic novels!!! Of course she is actually waiting for Van the Man to sweep her off her feet!!! I already know precisely where her clitoris is and that earthquake of an orgasm is only a call away!!! When she explodes Putin will think the US has started World War 3!!!!

I never noticed she was reading!!!!!

She is not narcissistic she just loves herself! If I was a girl with such a beautiful ass and tits I would spend all day at home playing with both!!! I would soon get tired of being dry humped by a man who when given the chance to get inside me can't last more than 3 minutes and has never discovered the whereabouts of my clit! I agree she must be entertaining herself online. The way she plays with her hair and smiles when online certainly makes me think she has found someone interesting. Having said that she does appear to love Paul. You are a brave man taking on the legion of Leora fans! Those who did the same with Nora fans got wiped out very quickly!!!!