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Starfucks and still they don't pay any tax!!!
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Katya & Ruslan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
She is far better than Leora. Her body is model standard for sure. Legs to die for and an ass that is made for spanking!!. Did she manage to seduce the useless streak of piss into leaving his computer? -
Paul is undoubtedly the most useless lover the world has ever seen. He has a sexy young girl desperate for a good fuck trying everything she can to enjoy a sex session. All she get in return is a few minutes of slow banging as he desperately counts sheep or Russian numbers to prevent himself cumming in about 5 seconds. She writhes around full of sexual tension and then bang Paul shoots his load and flops onto the bed. Amazingly she then seems contented! He NEVER EVER thinks about starting again. He is the ultimate one shot wonder! He rushes off to the bathroom. Wipes his bent dick clean and then gets back to his computer. She washes up and then wanders around naked in the forlorn hope of attracting more attention!! Truly Paul is totally useless in the sexuality department. I am sure he has never had another woman. He is totally clueless about what to do to please a woman. For someone in his mid twenties he has the sex drive of an over excited 15 year old who wants to shoot his load not caring anything for the partner he is with. Paul for God's sake you have a sex kitten at your disposal. Use her properly and actually think about pleasing her. Girls have orgasms too. Oh and it is allowed to do it twice (or three times!) in one session.
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I Suggest a VOTE for This apartment
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I think your age definitely has something to do with your views. Enough members of this forum saw them abusing the dog and one good guy got banned by RLC for reporting them. Anyway thank goodness the dog has gone (a sign in itself that they had no feeling for the dog. I would never just let mine go for no reason). Their lifestyle seems such a waste. I feel certain that Katya could earn a great living being a model and Even Rusian has the looks to do the same. Kiko used to model and he was so skinny he looked ill! I hang around my home a fair bit these days but I also earn huge amounts of money playing the stock market and using my PC to keep abreast of the world. Maybe I am being too harsh on them, thinking about it. They may be doing the same and be secretly laughing at me wasting my time watching them!!!! LOL!!!! -
I Suggest a VOTE for This apartment
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I acknowledge your points. We did have a member who understood their language and he confirmed drugs were a problem even though they did not now use them. The constant use of their PC is only an issue if they are using it in a negative way. The internet can be an amazing tool for learning about the world but if it prevents people from getting out into the world and only become 'observers' of it then life can pass them by. Never leaving their apartment means they are effectively 'prisoners' to four walls. Whilst the world of 'work' can often be a life of drudgery in a shallow job, more often than not 'work' gives people the ability to express themselves and of course, importantly, earn a decent living. I don't see evidence of these people engaging with the world. They do drink a lot, they don't have a lot of pride in their appearance, despite Katya being blessed with the looks of a top model. Being in your twenties makes the world available and the future seem like a long way off. By the time your thirties and forties arrive the world becomes much more oppressive and the need to achieve becomes ever more urgent. With regards to pets I firmly believe you can judge a great deal about a man by the way he treats animals. Taking ownership of a pet means you take on responsibility for their welfare and happiness. Fall short of either and a man falls short in humanity. What goes for pets also goes for fellow man. If he treats his pets badly he is more likely to treat his partners or others badly as well. Rusian doesn't appear to offer very much love and affection (sex is not relevant) to his partner Katya. -
I Suggest a VOTE for This apartment
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
Every expert in animal behaviour will tell you that treating cats roughly will NEVER make them behave better. If we are taught NEVER to hit our children then the same follows for all other creatures. Dogs and Cats respond to love, affection and treats. They do not respond to pain. You may not be a cat abuser by nature but having a bad day and taking it out on your pets makes you selfish and intolerant. Give your pets love and they will respond helping to make your day a lot less rough. Rusian abused the dog simply because his own self esteem is rock bottom. He hides behind drink and (probably drugs) and stares into his computer for hour upon hour. The only upside in his life seems to be a decent circle of friends plus a gorgeous girlfriend!!!! Call yourself LOVECAT rather than CRAZYCAT!!! -
I said that on the 12th May!!! It's fucking June now!!!!! Anyway the cute dog left so now we can enjoy watching paint dry in their kitchen. It's more exciting than watching Rusian sit on his computer snarling!!!! LOL!!!
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What went wrong half way through your post Foamy? An intellectual report on Transurfing then suddenly a tirade of abuse about CamCaps and the residents of this forum!!! LOL!!! It reminded me of myself!! An eternal battle between frustration at what is going on in the RLC world and the wish to engage with intelligent people from around the world. A rollercoaster ride for sure! By the way how did you know I have a small penis!!!!!!
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Thank you. The song sounds lovely but I can't discern the words as I do not understand French. If it is about friendship then it is a fine sentiment. Friendship and being a good friend to those I love is beyond question. NEVER EVER let down a friend and you never let yourself down.
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Thank you for your kind words. HMFIC I can't imagine the amount of pain you must have suffered. Losing an elderly father or mother is so hard but losing a child is beyond pain. I'm not sure I could ever cope with such loss. Life can certainly be hard and it is often difficult to stay positive about the way life is unfolding. God is taking care of everything. We are here for a good time not a long time. Let's have lots of fun!
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Always remember that God chooses you. You do not chose God!. Any rejection of him does not mean God doesn't exist or that he cares if you believe. In other words we have no choice for what comes after death. All those who reject are simply rejecting to think about God but God simply does what he does. I think nice thoughts about death. I prefer to think the end is not the end. My Mum died on Tuesday. She left me then but I believe (and certainly hope) that my Dad and we who are distraught now can all have a happy ending.
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What is a dynamic IP?
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Massage ending with cellphone snatch
van the man replied to a topic in Isabel & Marcelo (08/19/13 - 08/24/14)
So it's right ALL IT people are lazy fuckers!!!! LOL!!! -
And so the cameras are turned off and Nora and Kiko go off into the Barcelona night to start a new chapter in their lives. I for one will miss my daily fix of seeing Nora's beautiful body. Shapely legs that stretched all the way up to the most beautiful peachy ass on the planet. Perky breasts and a gorgeous face. Despite the fact that towards the end they hardly ever made love, thanks to everyone who posted videos, I have a record of some amazing love making sessions where Nora proved she knew how to please her man. Will I ever forget that red corset!! Good luck Nora and Kiko. Maybe we will be surprised as they return in another apartment - well I can dream!!!!
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Massage ending with cellphone snatch
van the man replied to a topic in Isabel & Marcelo (08/19/13 - 08/24/14)
True it did solve a lot of problems! My stupid company still uses Windows 95!!! I used to ring IT asking to speak to a certain person who would shout to whoever answered the phone - 'tell him to Email me!'. I would shout back 'I can't because my fucking computer is broken!!!!' -
Massage ending with cellphone snatch
van the man replied to a topic in Isabel & Marcelo (08/19/13 - 08/24/14)
My experience of ringing the IT dept was to be asked 'Have you tried turning your computer off and back on?' Now I know why - they are all watching RLC!!!! Get some work done LOL!!! -
And everyone here would love to watch you do it!!!!
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Leaving?
van the man replied to herpderp's topic in Nastya & Zheka {aka Nora & Kiko} (11/26/12 - 05/30/14)
It would seem we are finally losing the beloved Nora. My goodness how am I going to survive without glimpsing Nora's beautiful body. She is truly gorgeous. Most tenants who are leaving will go at the end of the month. Only a couple of days left. I hope Nora manages one more lovemaking session before she goes!!! -
I think it's great to thank all Vets ----- The way they looked after my poorly dog was amazing!!!!
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Great vids for sure but there was no sound or is it just my useless PC? Keep the vids coming Emi
