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She managed to push him away so she could get her own hands on her pussy. At least Paul let her this time and just played with her tits! Even then she wanted to play with her left tit on her own!!! LOL!! It is tragic and comical at the same time. I'm glad Leora managed to please herself. She really would prefer it if he wasn't in the room! Maybe he could just stay out of it and play with the dog!!!
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Alina & Anton Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Alina & Anton (11/26/12 - 06/11/15)
I think when Anton does arrive home he will get the BEST EVER welcome home fuck!!!! Sexy underwear already prepared. She will fuck his lights out!!!! I hope I am around to see it!!! -
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When I use the link and press download it seems to send me to download something else!! Can you help guide me through the download process? Thanks in advance.
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Katya & Ruslan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I think you are right. He totally controls her and alters her mood completely. When he is around she becomes morose and afraid. Spending the day alone makes her happier than when he is there. I don't know who the girl visitor was but she looked very nice too. They have lots of beautiful women in Russia that's for sure. Whether she is happy or sad she certainly works hard to avoid the bathroom!! However when she does clean herself she looks amazing. -
What Do They Talk About?
van the man replied to dukeofdata's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
I think the dog found her clitoris before Paul!!! It also last longer than 3 minutes before having the urge to scoot into the bathroom!!! Scooter is certainly becoming the best form of birth control in Russia. It is determined to get in the way every time Leora and Paul try to play! -
Watching Paul and Leora attempt to make love has become so painful to watch it is impossible to enjoy Leora's beautiful body. Paul has a girl full to the brim of pent up passion. She loves to be desired. She loves showing her body, touching every part of it and really wants to please Paul. She does everything she can to 'get' him hard, everything she can to 'keep' him hard and everything she can to capture him 'cum' wherever he shoots it. What does she get in return? A couple of minutes of hard bent cock inside her tight pussy. She rides him with enthusiasm and then leaps off as he tells her he is about to cum because counting sheep backwards and thinking of anything but sex hasn't helped him last more than 3 minutes! She then lays on the bed caressing herself touching her gorgeous breasts and running fingers lightly over her pussy lips and ass. In the meantime Paul has disappeared to the bathroom to wash away at his droopy knob totally oblivious of Leora and her desire to cum! Paul can't see that without any encouragement Leora would happily put on a display of masturbation for him (and us!) to watch and enjoy. Instead he pushes her hands away from her pussy or simply wanders off into the living room! Despite such a pathetic performance Leora laughs and smiles and gives the total impression of a satisfied woman who loves her man! Paul how the fuck do you do it?????? Any other woman would be out of that relationship inside a week!!!
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The world 25 years from now.
van the man replied to Foamy T. Squirrel's topic in The Old Dudes Board
I used my time machine to travel forward to take a look then came back as I was missing CamCaps!!! Did you know you have another 25 years of making grumpy acid remarks!!! LOL!!! Squirrel however didn't last much longer. One day he lowered his guide whilst watching Leora's 16 year old daughter take a shower. His nuts were lost to a weasel! -
The world 25 years from now.
van the man replied to Foamy T. Squirrel's topic in The Old Dudes Board
I dread to think what it will be like in 25 years time!!! The newly formed Islamic State Of Great Britain (minus Scotland of course) will pledge allegiance to Saudi Arabia and the great satanic empire which stretches across the middle east and into Turkey and across most of Africa. India will have moved from being the largest democracy on earth to the largest dictatorship. The cast system of social status will be strengthened at the same time that claims of racial prejudice running through central Europe is now as bad as that ancient Nazi view of the world. Israel, having been abandoned by the USA 25 years earlier will of course be entirely Islamic with the Jews and Christians driven out of the Holy Land by the very means dreamt up by that ancient Nazi party over a hundred years ago! China will rule the whole of the Far East after destroying Japan when they finally decided to take control over a number of small islands in the south China Sea. The victory will have taken no longer than 3 weeks as Japan having no army or navy could only wave wet fish at the oncoming red army! Most of Africa will be overrun by Chinese 'workers' who moved there to 'help' deliver all the raw materials the biggest economy on earth currently being twice as large as all other nations added together. The USA and Canada will have introduced the same draconian immigration policies used by Australia for over 50 years. Ex-President Michelle Obama, who recently finished her two terms in office despite efforts to change the US constitution to allow a President to serve at least 4 terms, will be campaigning for the Malia and Sasha Obama dream ticket for the presidency in the hope that they can finally make Obama Care work despite making the US bankrupt back in 2020. Neither lady will know anything about foreign policy as they followed the deliberate US educational thinking of never looking beyond their own borders at all those funny foreign countries across various large bits of water which they seem to remember were called Oceans and Seas. I could go on with my predictions but will wait to see what other leading lights of CamCaps come up with as they look into the future. Oh one other thought Leora has decided that having almost reached 50 years old she is determined to have a full and complete orgasm. She has told Paul to buy her the biggest and best sex toy on the market. Paul brought home the cheapest sex robot which can only last 3 minutes before its batteries go dead!!! -
Ruslan Crise of epilepsy this morning
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
Just a thought. If Rusian has just used 3D TV for the first time could this have triggered an attack? I have no idea but it is a coincidence for sure. -
Ruslan Crise of epilepsy this morning
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I am one of Rusian's biggest critics but I certainly wish him well if he has suffered an epileptic fit. Epilepsy was one of the many things my recently lost Mum suffered. It makes life very difficult. Katya must be experienced in dealing with the situation. -
They will never be seen ever again now by anyone who doesn't subscribe!! They both sleep for hundreds of hours a week, never bother washing so wont be seen in the bathroom. They do actually eat a little bit so might be spotted as they prepare some soup. Thinking about it they may well be Nora and Kiko in disguise! Imagine if Nora had thought about putting the TV in the bedroom. Nora and Kiko could still be in there!!!
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'Friends' is still wonderful decades after it was made. I love every episode. I think I must have watched every single one a hundred times. Feel Good TV at its best. Loving Diana's choice of TV as well as music!
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I will NEVER EVER forget Nora. Her body was as near perfection as it was possible to get. Her legs were soooo long and led to the perfect ass. I am loving Diana and Leora who both have lovely figures but no one can replace my Nora!!!! Gotta agree though that Diana is far more entertaining. Leora is lovely of course but Jesus she wont leave her fucking hair alone for more than 10 seconds!!!! Katya has the potential to be the most gorgeous create in RLC but just doesn't make any effort to look good. Why oh why! Alma PLEASE stop eating. Bless you but you must be nearly twice the size you were when you entered RLC. Oh and throw that bloke of yours out of the house. Maybe you could have one last huge meal before starting a new life - just eat Stefan!!!
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Maya & Stepan Videos - Split #1
van the man replied to Fantomas's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
Foamy T your knowledge on ALL subjects never ceases to amaze me. You must be a person of at least 100 years old who has never lost one single brain cell to dementia and read every book available to mankind!!! I take my hat off to you sir. Then again all of what you just said might be total nonsense!!!! I will never know because I have not lived such a long and interesting life of book reading!!! -
There must be a good reason for RLC to remove the Diana apartment. This reason must be out of their control because as we all know they Diana and Efim instantly became the most interesting apartment on RLC. RLC must have a contract with the couples and each side must have a get out clause. I cannot see why RLC would activate that clause therefore I can only assume the couple decided to end the contract. If that was caused by intrusion into their real lives and names and address and phone numbers becoming public then I can understand why they did pull the plug. I am no defender of RLC but why on earth would they eliminate their main asset!
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I hope you were joking when you said Al Gore invented the internet!!! Tim Berners-Lee did and he gave it away unlike Bill Gates who became the richest man in the world selling something that to this day remains essentially shit! Losing Diana is a HUGE loss to RLC and all of us who regularly or occasionally subscribe to it. The nature of RLC and human nature will determine that it can never really work as a long term business unless they can find people who are willing to enter an apartment without any fears or doubts about being identified. The internet is populated by many weird and yet clever people who will seek out and find anyone. I never did understand why the Americans didn't simply ask weirdo's to find Osama Bin Laden!!! They would have found him in minutes!!!
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Leora Crying Again
van the man replied to piedpiper1968's topic in Leora & Paul (06/28/13 - 06/19/19)
Paul is very good at handling the crying situation, just not very good at handling Leora's body!!! -
The English language is wonderful. The French resent that most people don't use their language and that many French people use English words. The best sentence I have read that sums up the English attitude to such thinking is.... 'The French hate the way English is infiltrating their language, the British have a much more 'laissez-faire' attitude to French words being used in the UK!!!!!!
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All the time zone indicators are wrong by one hour
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I like Paul too. He seems a good guy who loves his girl (and now the dog!). He is intelligent and speaks English. I actually don't know if he works but by the by... This thread was meant to be fun! In the UK it is known as Irony. At my age my problem is not shooting too early it is getting it up in the first place!!!!
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It is not worth having a 'OMG loooook they are having sexxxxxxx' topic thread because what Paul and poor Leora do could never be described as sex!!! Poor Leora tries hard to sound like she is overwhelmed by Paul's lovemaking techniques. She fully accepts that no matter what happens she is never going to actually cum and that she is going to have to clean cum from her belly/chest/tits and then shower off the residue. Paul in the meantime wanders off to clean his bent knob completely happy that he has satisfied HIMSELF and that he needn't bother to even think he might have satisfied his gorgeous partner!! So don't ever use the other topic or you will be prosecuted under the trades descriptions act!!!!!
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Poor Leora crying because Russia lost. I think she is great. None of the men couldn't give a damn about the world cup and they are not even Americans!!! Good girl Leora!
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Rand Paul: We Created 'Jihadist Wonderland' In Iraq
van the man replied to Nick's topic in Random Discussion
Foamy. You are right by saying 'Go to war and conquer' but even though Germany and Japan were driven by ideology or devotion to a leader they were not fighting against a foe who they have hated for thousands of years and no matter which leader come and goes, the cause is all they bother about. Chopping off the head of the snake will not stop the body slithering to somewhere it can find another head! Muhammad died in 632AD. He died as a result of being poisoned following his attack upon and conquest of the Jewish settlement of Khaibar. About 2 month before his attack on Khaibar Muhammad failed in an attempt to go to Mecca. This failure resulted in the Treaty of Hudaybiyya with the Meccans. He returned humiliated in the eyes of the Meccans and in the minds of his people. To lift their defeated spirit, Muhammad told his followers that the events at Hudaybiyya were really a victory. In fact, another convenient "revelation" was given to Muhammad as proof that it really was a victory (Sura 48:1). However, Allah was not able to deliver the Meccan's goods as booty, so Muhammad told his followers that they were going to attack and plunder the weaker Jewish settlement of Khaibar. About 6 weeks later Muhammad led his army and attacked the Jews while they were on their way to work on their date palms. Khaibar was a settlement defended by a number of forts spread apart from each other. One by one Muhammad's army took the forts. Finally, the last few surrendered to him. Muhammad had several of the leaders of the Jewish settlement beheaded, one leader (Kinana) was tortured to reveal where buried treasure was hidden. Then when Kinana was near death, Muhammad commanded that he be beheaded. Many of the women and children were enslaved. Muhammad even took the most beautiful woman for himself and married her (Safiyah). Some of Khaibar's residents made a deal with Muhammad. Instead of enslaving them, which would leave the rich orchards of Khaibar to go untended and unproductive, the Jews would give Muhammad and the Muslims 1/2 of all of what they produced. Muhammad accepted the deal, with the stipulation that they could be expelled at his slightest whim. Years later, Umar expelled the last remaining Jews from Khaibar. Immediately following the conquest of Khaibar, a Jewish woman prepared a dinner for Muhammad and some of his men. Unknown to the Muslims was that she had put a poison into the lamb (some say goat) that was served at dinner. Muhammad ate some of the poisoned lamb and died as a result three years later. This war has been going on since before 632AD!!!!!! It will never end. In the modern world filled with liberals and weak minded compromisers, the West will never seek total victory. The West will never do what we did to Germany and Japan and wipe out their entire ability to ever wage war again. Our pathetic leaders will try to have talks with the likes of ISIS or the Taliban in Afganistan and believe they will agree to stop fighting for their cause and live side by side Christians and Jews and live lives where women are treated as equals and children are loved and never killed simply for family honour! We cannot persuade them to change. They will NEVER do as we wish. This Jihad and war is FOREVER. If we are to fight it then it must be TOTAL WAR. No compromise. Otherwise my children and Linked 's children and grand children and great grand children and ...... so on, will never see peace. -
She is a great girl! I love she loves football. Meanwhile Paul sleeps like a baby!!! It's like being an England fan. More frustrating than having sex with Paul. England at least manage to hold on for more than 3 minutes before losing it!!!
