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God help the world if Tony Blair is getting involved with US politics. Tony Blair needs to die a terrible death and the sooner the better. He is evil personified dressed up by the devil as a 'nice guy'. He almost single-handedly (correction, he was surrounded by a whole Labour Party of fucking lunatics) destroyed the UK economy, lied to us all about non-existent weapons of mass destruction to start an illegal war that has unleashed the virtual destruction of the middle east and set free Islamic extremism (by the way what does moderate Islam actually look like?). The Evil bastard then gets a job as a middle east 'Peace Envoy'. Tony Blair Peace Envoy could there ever be such words joined together. If Joe Biden is Tony Blair in disguise then he must be pretty bad. Obama and Biden. Oh my God the world is truly destined for Hell.
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Foamy is sooo right about money or a saxophone. The Saxophone is quite simply the best musical instrument. It can almost replicate the human voice and just oozes soul and can melt even the hardest heart. I have never had enough money to guarantee success with women but I do own a saxophone. I have one big problem though - I never learned to play it!!!! I simply have it on display in my apartment. It looks sensual and every time I look at it I smile. If only I had the musical talent to match my love of music I would have been irresistible to women!!!!
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He gets a bad press because as a lover he is as good as a virgin 14 year old! He has indeed improved over time. He may have just discovered the whereabouts of that mysterious thing called a clitoris! Leora has become a little more assertive and managed to direct him. The frustration we all share is that Paul wastes the talents of Leora. She is simply waiting to be ravaged, pulled around into numerous positions and fucked numerous times. She wants him to go down on her, caress her gently, kiss her with feeling. In return she is willing to be his plaything. She is happy to go down on him and swallow everything. She is gorgeous and willing. What she gets is a one hit wonder. A quick fumble of her beautiful pussy and a few bangs with a bent dick! She never gets seconds. He almost immediately gets up and rushes off back to his computer I like Paul. I think he is a decent, intelligent man but even if he was Einstein he could never figure out how he could improve his own and importantly his beautiful partners sex life. He is lucky she loves him enough to tolerate his behaviour. In the hands of Efim Leora would be exhausted with sexual activity. He would devour every bit of her and I'm sure she would love every moment. She would definitely get her pussy eaten alive, her tits played with every second of the day and her pussy pounded from every angle known to man!!! She would see how life could be - happy, smiling full of fun and full of exciting sex. Paul despite his intelligence offers her nothing of the kind.
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I think she is essentially anorexic! I know she eats so she is not in a serious condition yet but every time I see her look in a mirror she checks herself for fat. She looks to see if there are any lumps or bumps! She wants (and has) a completely flat stomach and makes sure by checking every day!
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I an enjoying the debate by you good Americans! Just to put in my British thoughts. You guys have seen nothing yet when it comes to the erosion of individual liberty and the growing power of the state over the individual. The UK has sadly been dragged along a European Super State pathway. Despite never being given a single vote in the last 40 years, the UK has joined a club that secretly (at first) declared the need for 'ever closer union'. Led by a totally undemocratic political elite (think Soviet Union) based in Brussels who have simply decided to eliminate nationhood in the belief that taking away everyone's identity will remove the desire to go to war with each other!!! 500 million people are allowed to travel to any country regardless of education or suitability to work. They can claim benefits virtually as soon as they arrive. Over the last 10 years the UK population has grown by millions as immigrants from every nation fold into the country. They can use our National Health Service (free medical cover for any and every illness), they can claim child benefit even if the children being claimed for don't actually live in the UK. We Brits are currently sending millions of pounds of benefits to Poland to pay for the children of the over one million Poles who have come to live in the UK!!! Anyone who tries to suggest that something is wrong with this is labelled a racist. Our British government is this week rushing through new laws to allow the secret services to monitor every single email and telephone call of every citizen and these are kept on record for at least 18 months (forever more like!). Taxes are huge and getting bigger. God forbid if our Socialist Labour Party win the next election. We will become like France and have 75% tax rates on the rich. This will send the wealthy job creators rushing for the exit, taking their wealth and knowledge with them. Still this will be balanced by the arrival of Romanian gypsies who can wonder over to bring their educational skills and wealth creation ideas that consist of one idea - rob others and claim benefits whilst living in caravans moving across the country leaving filthy devastation!!! Sorry a bit of a rant and stereotyping but it helps paint a picture!! 25 million people across Europe are unemployed thanks to socialist policies. The Euro has virtually wrecked every economy in the Eurozone although Germany are loving the advantages it gives them! (they make great cars as well as being great at football!) God help us and God help America if you continue to follow the European socialist policies. America will become a second rate nation. The Federal government will go bankrupt causing financial meltdown. China will continue to grow in strength by using totalitarian capitalism (never give a damn about your people, simply bulldoze over them and build a mighty industrial machine that eats every resource the world has and along the way pollute the world. By the way the UK contributes 2% of the worlds carbon emissions and yet has introduced huge costly taxes to lower our carbon production by half! At a cost of billions to the UK population we will have reduced the worlds carbon by 1%. In the meantime China is building a new coal fired power station at the rate of one per week!!! Socialism (totalitarian capitalism)wins. The West loses again! I will not even bother to mention Religion again. God help the world if Islam is allowed to continue spreading. Another thread might allow us to debate that one!!! American MUST wake up and stop their government moving further and further along the European Socialist model. Obama is dangerous simply because he is a dreamer. Whilst he dreams of a Utopian world the bad guys around the world continue to spread their hatred of all things American. America withdraws in on itself and turns against its own people. It destroys the greatest wealth creating machine ever created and replaces it with a 'Rights' culture. The right to not work, the right to free welfare. The right to sit on your every fatter ass and do nothing in the belief that someone else will do it for you!!!!
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I am in to FOOTBALL but if Leora needs a shoulder to cry on!!!
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I don't believe he actually got water onto his body!!! I thought he was Golum and afraid of water!!! He must have smelt rancid! His next shower should be due around the end of August!!! Does taking a shower trigger epilepsy!!!! He has not had an attack for some time. I thought all the gaming would send him over the edge but I guess 12 hours a day on the games machine has made his brain get used to it!!!! If he ever gets around to fucking the most gorgeous girl on RLC I might even begin to think he is actually a member of the human race!!!
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Alina & Anton Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Alina & Anton (11/26/12 - 06/11/15)
Open a file in DirtyBin to share the blow job video. -
Sofia knows about Roman cheating
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Sofia & Roman (05/30/14 - 10/13/14)
Hey Leora Dog can you do everyone a favour and remove the pic attached to your posts? It was funny the first time we saw it but after every single post you make it becomes very irritating!! Not being awful or unkind but it is sooooooo irritating. Thanks -
I have spent a bit of time watching Katya and Rusian. I have never caught them having any form of sexual contact although others have said a couple of quick fumbles under the covers has taken place. I have managed to see Katya taking a shower (yes she does actually, very occasionally have one!). A beautiful sight never bettered on RLC even by Nora (now that is saying something!!) I have NEVER EVER EVER seen Rusian in the bathroom. Never cleaning his teeth, never washing any part of his body, never shaving. No other posters have said they have seen him either. Can it really be true that her never, ever cleans himself? His friends would soon notice the smells surely! He obviously has an addictive nature and is now totally addicted to his new 46inch 3D TV and playstation. Nothing can distract him apart from eating and drinking. It amazes me that just by the law of averages I would have seen him do SOMETHING!!! It would even be interesting to watch him have an epileptic fit!!! No I don't mean that really. I am just fascinated how I have not seen him do anything!!!! If we ever thought Kiko was dead from the neck up and down then Rusian makes him look like a man in perpetual motion with a zest for life matched only by Jesus!!!!
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The Ramones!!! Great choice!!
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Redhead guy on the piano! :O
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
No girls of 16 do that!!!! LOL!!! She just seems to act more mature and is very self confident. -
Redhead guy on the piano! :O
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
Very interesting. I love the group. Diana seems the most mature of them all. -
I think the chubby one in the white top and jeans looks like a fat Angela!!!
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Redhead guy on the piano! :O
van the man replied to Daryalok's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
Do we think they could all be music/drama students? -
She managed to push him away so she could get her own hands on her pussy. At least Paul let her this time and just played with her tits! Even then she wanted to play with her left tit on her own!!! LOL!! It is tragic and comical at the same time. I'm glad Leora managed to please herself. She really would prefer it if he wasn't in the room! Maybe he could just stay out of it and play with the dog!!!
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Alina & Anton Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Alina & Anton (11/26/12 - 06/11/15)
I think when Anton does arrive home he will get the BEST EVER welcome home fuck!!!! Sexy underwear already prepared. She will fuck his lights out!!!! I hope I am around to see it!!! -
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When I use the link and press download it seems to send me to download something else!! Can you help guide me through the download process? Thanks in advance.
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Katya & Ruslan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I think you are right. He totally controls her and alters her mood completely. When he is around she becomes morose and afraid. Spending the day alone makes her happier than when he is there. I don't know who the girl visitor was but she looked very nice too. They have lots of beautiful women in Russia that's for sure. Whether she is happy or sad she certainly works hard to avoid the bathroom!! However when she does clean herself she looks amazing. -
What Do They Talk About?
van the man replied to dukeofdata's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
I think the dog found her clitoris before Paul!!! It also last longer than 3 minutes before having the urge to scoot into the bathroom!!! Scooter is certainly becoming the best form of birth control in Russia. It is determined to get in the way every time Leora and Paul try to play! -
Watching Paul and Leora attempt to make love has become so painful to watch it is impossible to enjoy Leora's beautiful body. Paul has a girl full to the brim of pent up passion. She loves to be desired. She loves showing her body, touching every part of it and really wants to please Paul. She does everything she can to 'get' him hard, everything she can to 'keep' him hard and everything she can to capture him 'cum' wherever he shoots it. What does she get in return? A couple of minutes of hard bent cock inside her tight pussy. She rides him with enthusiasm and then leaps off as he tells her he is about to cum because counting sheep backwards and thinking of anything but sex hasn't helped him last more than 3 minutes! She then lays on the bed caressing herself touching her gorgeous breasts and running fingers lightly over her pussy lips and ass. In the meantime Paul has disappeared to the bathroom to wash away at his droopy knob totally oblivious of Leora and her desire to cum! Paul can't see that without any encouragement Leora would happily put on a display of masturbation for him (and us!) to watch and enjoy. Instead he pushes her hands away from her pussy or simply wanders off into the living room! Despite such a pathetic performance Leora laughs and smiles and gives the total impression of a satisfied woman who loves her man! Paul how the fuck do you do it?????? Any other woman would be out of that relationship inside a week!!!
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The world 25 years from now.
van the man replied to Foamy T. Squirrel's topic in The Old Dudes Board
I used my time machine to travel forward to take a look then came back as I was missing CamCaps!!! Did you know you have another 25 years of making grumpy acid remarks!!! LOL!!! Squirrel however didn't last much longer. One day he lowered his guide whilst watching Leora's 16 year old daughter take a shower. His nuts were lost to a weasel! -
The world 25 years from now.
van the man replied to Foamy T. Squirrel's topic in The Old Dudes Board
I dread to think what it will be like in 25 years time!!! The newly formed Islamic State Of Great Britain (minus Scotland of course) will pledge allegiance to Saudi Arabia and the great satanic empire which stretches across the middle east and into Turkey and across most of Africa. India will have moved from being the largest democracy on earth to the largest dictatorship. The cast system of social status will be strengthened at the same time that claims of racial prejudice running through central Europe is now as bad as that ancient Nazi view of the world. Israel, having been abandoned by the USA 25 years earlier will of course be entirely Islamic with the Jews and Christians driven out of the Holy Land by the very means dreamt up by that ancient Nazi party over a hundred years ago! China will rule the whole of the Far East after destroying Japan when they finally decided to take control over a number of small islands in the south China Sea. The victory will have taken no longer than 3 weeks as Japan having no army or navy could only wave wet fish at the oncoming red army! Most of Africa will be overrun by Chinese 'workers' who moved there to 'help' deliver all the raw materials the biggest economy on earth currently being twice as large as all other nations added together. The USA and Canada will have introduced the same draconian immigration policies used by Australia for over 50 years. Ex-President Michelle Obama, who recently finished her two terms in office despite efforts to change the US constitution to allow a President to serve at least 4 terms, will be campaigning for the Malia and Sasha Obama dream ticket for the presidency in the hope that they can finally make Obama Care work despite making the US bankrupt back in 2020. Neither lady will know anything about foreign policy as they followed the deliberate US educational thinking of never looking beyond their own borders at all those funny foreign countries across various large bits of water which they seem to remember were called Oceans and Seas. I could go on with my predictions but will wait to see what other leading lights of CamCaps come up with as they look into the future. Oh one other thought Leora has decided that having almost reached 50 years old she is determined to have a full and complete orgasm. She has told Paul to buy her the biggest and best sex toy on the market. Paul brought home the cheapest sex robot which can only last 3 minutes before its batteries go dead!!! -
Ruslan Crise of epilepsy this morning
van the man replied to a topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
Just a thought. If Rusian has just used 3D TV for the first time could this have triggered an attack? I have no idea but it is a coincidence for sure.
